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Paz de la Huerta in Versace at the FiFi Awards: Hot mess or melting away?
Megan Fox on what affects her: “My 8-year-old stepson tells me I’m beautiful”
Anne Hathaway is still a classy bitch about James Franco’s douchery
Prince Harry claims he’s “100% single” and not dating Pippa Middleton
Lady Gaga sued for allegedly pocketing sales of her Japan charity bracelets
Bristol Palin: “I’m not accusing Levi of date rape or rape at all”
Claudia Schiffer “wants to concentrate on herself” after the January Jones drama
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Burberry: game-changing & gorgeous?
Serbs call for boycott of Chelsea Handler after she disses their country
Tom Hardy bulks up, shaves his head and loses the hot, big time

Paz de la Huerta in Versace at the FiFi Awards: Hot mess or melting away?

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 08:48 AM PDT

Although I feel quite guilty about admitting this, I’m endlessly fascinated with the consistently unkempt red-carpet appearances coming from Paz de la Huerta, drunken, violent mess and real HBO actress. Here, Paz poured herself into a shiny, ill-fitting Versace dress at the FiFi Awards at Lincoln Center in New York City on Saturday. Although it could be said that Paz’s air of dismissal regarding her hair and makeup is somewhat refreshing, I still think she looks like hell. Her hair appears unwashed, and while Paz seems to have given up her usual smear of red lipstick, she’s replaced it with a sickly light pink shade. Eye makeup, however, is nonexistent, but Paz at least took a few moments to apply some undereye concealer which, naturally, does not match her skin tone at all. While her body is rather curvy but still thin enough to pass muster in Hollywood, it’s obvious that this aspect of her appearance is effortless on her part; ultimately, she looks really out of shape and as if her diet consists of alcohol and the occasional handful of red grapes. In a wine glass.

Reportedly, Paz also made a gala appearance last Thursday while essentially wearing not an actual dress but what’s supposed to go underneath:

All eyes were on Paz de la Huerta at UrbanDaddy’s Chivas Day of Brotherhood gala at the Bowery Hotel on Thursday night. The leggy and physically gifted “Boardwalk Empire” star sauntered around the room in a barely-there black dress — which she insisted was not underwear. “It looks like a slip, but it’s really a dress,” she purred to us, pulling down the hemline to lengthen what there was of the garment. Meanwhile, Chris Noth was a busy man, talking up his new line of tea called Sweet Florida Dream, which benefits the Rainforest Network.

[From Page Six]

Oddly, there does not appear to be any photographic evidence of this alleged slip dress to be found, but it’s a completely believeable story, right? Of course, I’m wondering exactly how long the public will continue to pay attention to Paz as an alleged sex symbol (as confirmed by her presence on the Maxim Hot 100 as well as a trashy, budget Esquire pictorial). Sure, she gets naked a lot on “Boardwalk Empire,” but as soon as that show runs its course, exactly how will Paz stay relevant? Beyond delivering a reading Madame Bovary in a short skirt and crossing and uncrossing her legs while wearing no underwear, I mean.

Photos courtesy of WENN

Megan Fox on what affects her: “My 8-year-old stepson tells me I’m beautiful”

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 08:45 AM PDT

For some reason, Megan Fox has been getting a lot of commenter sympathy lately. It's not universal - there are still people (me) who think Megan is dumb as a box of hair, to the point where her stupidity and unprofessionalism is actually offensive. And yet so many are holding her up like she's our newest feminist icon, like Megan and Susan B. Anthony share the same vision of female empowerment. I don't really get it - Megan's version of feminism is basically "I get told that I'm amazing all the time, I get to say whatever I want and act like a spoiled, unprofessional brat, and magically I'm the next big movie star." Well, that didn't work out for Megan, did it? And she's still the casting equivalent of Typhoid Mary. BUT! She's still a "model".

So today's Megan Fox news is about her neverending Armani modeling contract. I think she's the face of Armani… jeans? Makeup? Underwear? I think it's everything at this point. Whenever you think "Armani" you think "Megan Fox's Latest (Down-Market) Face." I doubt this is what Armani had in mind, but that's what they've got. So, Armani released a new "interview" Megan did, and the gist of it is "Megan Fox is beautiful." Sorry if that's a spoiler. You shouldn't watch this video if Megan's voice drives you up the wall:

OMG, she just learned the word “iconic.” She says it like it’s new to her. GOD, her voice. It's like a version of Paris Hilton's baby-stripper voice. Other than that, I got nothing. I look forward to the day when we stop pretending that Megan is important, and she can fulfill her promise as an actress by starring in music videos. That Eminem video should have been her career peak.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Anne Hathaway is still a classy bitch about James Franco’s douchery

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 08:11 AM PDT

Anne Hathaway is the August cover girl of Harper's Bazaar, all to promote her role as Emma in One Day, a film that I will not be seeing. Okay, I might see it. But I won't be happy about it. If you've read One Day, you know the story, and you can probably see how Anne is a decent choice for Emma, although the choice of Jim "Pillow Weeper" Sturgess as Dexter is still perplexing. Dexter is supposed to be a pretty boy who falls apart, spectacularly… is Jim pretty enough? Eh. Anyway, the Bazaar piece is an easy read, and Anne is a perfectly pleasant young woman. My affection for her has grown significantly over the past few years, and it's at an all-time high after her performance as Oscar cohost this year, where Anne worked her ass off and James Franco was like a bump on a log. Anne talks about James briefly, and she's still being classy about it. You can read the full piece here - and here are some highlights:

Preparing for Catwoman: Anne’s preparation for her role as Catwoman in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises, the next Batman installment (currently filming in Pittsburgh), has been more than cosmetic. She has been working out five days a week — rigorous exercise and stunt training followed by an hour and a half of dance. “I’ve always thought that skinny was the goal, but with this job I also have to be strong,” she says.

Brokeback Mountain: “I think people assumed that I was a girl searching for a happily-ever-after, when for me that’s the least interesting part of the story,” she says. “With Brokeback, I got to go beyond that.”

Being timid: Outwardly, she was a beautiful star with the extravagant mouth and energy bubbling up like Old Faithful, but Anne was filled with self-doubt. “I could have traveled the world with a backpack and would have gotten nothing from it,” she says with a rueful laugh. “I was just this lost, timid person.”

On James Franco and cohosting the Oscars: That puts perspective to the Oscars and the impossible task of making the show fresh. While Anne was dancing as fast as she could, her laconic cohost seemed sleepy. “How did I take it?” she says mildly about Franco’s comments on Letterman. “I let James know that a whirling dervish is a more flattering comparison than a Tasmanian devil. I called him, and we e-mailed a bit.” She is sanguine about the whole experience. “In the grand scheme of things, I got to have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I met great people, wore beautiful clothes. And I got to put on a show. I don’t see a downside. Anyone who disliked my personality probably disliked my personality before the Oscars.”

Love & Other Drugs and nudity: “I don’t get hung up on nudity. To me, it was just an extension of who she was. It was real.”

On her new film, One Day: “Every girl feels she’s Emma Morley,” she says. “There’s so much growth that happens in your 20s. To me, the character felt very authentic to that experience.”

Anne's a vegetarian: Anne’s looking ridiculously cheerful, we go off to have lunch at a vegan spot. She orders a plate of basil soy protein with an unfathomable eagerness. A vegetarian, she started eating meat while dating Follieri because, as she once said, it was “easier for the lifestyle at that time.”

Being a people-pleaser: “There’s something very addictive about people pleasing,” she says. “It’s a thought pattern and a habit that feels really, really good until it becomes desperate. It’s one of the reasons that relationship ended. I wasn’t able to grow or foster anything. I think a lot of girls have that story. It’s a big moment when you step away from that and say, ‘I’m going to be exactly who I am. And I’m going to be brave enough to only be with someone who wants me the way I am.’”

Her current relationship with actor Adam Shulman: “So far, it’s worked out great,” she says matter-of-factly, observing that she used to get caught up in the intensity of a romance. “Which has its wonderful side, of course,” she adds with a half shrug, “but also it was exhausting, and sometimes it would freak me out. Mellow doesn’t always make for a good story, but it makes for a good life.”

Anne the student: Her calm is matched by her eagerness to learn. When I casually ask what she is reading, she tells me The Edge of Physics. “It’s about this one man’s explorations around the world to visit all the experiments being done to further cosmology,” she explains. “It’s fascinating! All about neutrinos and dark matter.” Anne, who was attending Vassar when The Princess Diaries was released in 2001, says that if she ever returned to college, “I would probably focus on philosophy, theology, and physics.”

On fashion: Talking about fashion, Anne says she “feels like the luckiest girl in the world when I get to wear all these glamorous clothes,” but away from the red carpet, she is decidedly more moderate, insisting on wearing pieces that she owns, especially favorites like Isabel Marant and Vivienne Westwood. “I’ve become a lot more specific about what I love and why I’m doing it,” she says.

[From Harper's Bazaar]

I do believe that Anne is probably a dorky people-pleaser good-girl in real life. I used to not buy that from her - I thought she was probably more of a high-maintenance princess, especially when she was with that con artist. But Anne has grown up a lot, and I think this current incarnation suits her. I mean, she's one of the most in-demand young actresses out there, and she's definitely on the right track to win an Oscar someday soon. So, this is definitely working.

Photos courtesy of Harper's Bazaar's slideshow.

Prince Harry claims he’s “100% single” and not dating Pippa Middleton

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 07:40 AM PDT

According to in-the-know Daily Mail gossip writer Katie Nicholl (who gets all of the Middleton family scoops), Prince Harry is telling people that he's single. No surprise there - he and Chelsy Davy are currently "off" and some say that Harry's family is telling him "You need to find someone who doesn't look like a liquor-soaked street walker." But here's a surprise: Harry is also telling friends and he and Pippa are not happening. Which, just as an I TOLD YOU SO moment, I friggin' told you so. Harry won't be slipping Pippa the ginger dong until she bleaches her hair and develops a drinking problem. The boy has a type.

Prince Harry has admitted that he is a single man again but says he has no plans to start dating – and has ruled out getting together with Pippa Middleton. Harry, who has gone through several high-profile splits from girlfriend Chelsy Davy – most recently last month – said he is too busy to go out with anyone at the moment.

The 26-year-old took time out from his duties as an Apache attack helicopter pilot to attend the Hard Rock Calling concert at Hyde Park, London, on Friday night, where he chatted happily with guests backstage. And despite rumours that he has struck up a close rapport with the Duchess of Cambridge’s younger sister since the Royal Wedding in April, Harry said their friendship was strictly platonic.

‘Pippa? Ha! No, I am not seeing anyone at the moment. I’m 100 per cent single,’ Harry told guests at the Live Nation VIP lounge. ‘I’m working a lot at the moment, so dating and watching TV are the last things I have time for.’

Harry also revealed he hopes to enjoy a trip to South Africa this summer. ‘I am hoping to get a holiday in August. I haven’t been to South Africa in a long time, so maybe I’ll go there.’

At the concert, the Prince watched The Killers. He was also seen partying with his cousins, Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice – at one point they all joined the cast of TV show Glee at the Absolute Radio studio, alongside the main stage. Afterwards, Harry headed to the VIP Hard Rock Cafe restaurant for burgers, chips and mojitos.

A source says: ‘Harry spent much of the meal deep in conversation with a group of girls, including an American blonde. They were discussing his brother and Kate’s forthcoming trip to the United States – Harry said he thought they will get along famously there because the Americans are receptive and love confident people.’

Later, he and some friends were driven to a party at Beaufont House, Chelsea.

[From The Mail]

So Harry is being Harry, partying, flirting and telling girls that he's single. How long will this go on? Probably until Chelsy crooks her little finger at him and he goes running back for another round. But eventually - not this year, maybe not next year - Harry will settle down with someone respectable and less of a boozehound. Chelsy won't last in the long run.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Lady Gaga sued for allegedly pocketing sales of her Japan charity bracelets

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 07:30 AM PDT

Lady Gaga was in Japan over the weekend, working her schtick and trying to claim that she had a hard knock life despite the fact that she went to an exclusive private high school. Gaga performed at an MTV Japan benefit relief concert, and she’s worked hard to raise money for tsunami victims. Soon after the tragedy in early March, she started selling bracelets she designed with the words “We Pray for Japan” on them. They cost $5 through her website, which pledges “All proceeds go directly to Japan relief efforts.” Only a new lawsuit alleges that’s not the case and that Gaga’s people aren’t donating all the money:

Just before she headlined Saturday night’s Japan disaster relief benefit concert, Lady Gaga was sued over the bracelets she’s been selling for the same cause.

According to the federal class action, the do-gooder pop star wasn’t exactly being honest when her Web site claimed all the proceeds from sales of her “We Pray for Japan” wristbands would go to help victims of the March earthquake and tsunami.

A Detroit-era legal network said in its complaint, filed Friday, that Gaga kept part of the $5 that every customer paid for a wristband and inflated shipping charges so she could pocket more. She then counted even the money she allegedly pocketed in her donation figures, artificially inflating donation numbers, in order to make more money, the suit charged.
Gaga’s deceptive advertising and personal profits from the bracelets violated federal racketeering laws and a slew of consumer protection laws, too, the suit claimed.

“When we tried to communicate with the defendants in this lawsuit, all we got was, ‘well, some of the money is being retained, but we don’t really know how much,’” said the 1-800-LAW-FIRM lawyer who sued, Alyson Oliver.

Lady Gaga hasn’t answered the law suit yet. Lately, with a packed tour schedule, she’s had bigger fish to fry—including Saturday’s MTV Video Music Aid Japan benefit show in Tokyo.

“The recent events here really affected me, not just because I have so many fans in Japan, but because it’s hard to watch a country struggle,” Gaga told Us Weekly.

[From NBC Chicago, tip via DethHammer]

I can’t believe I’m defending Gaga, but any lawsuit brought by “1-800-Law-Firm” is suspicious. I mean it could just be a bid for publicity. It’s also possible that Gaga has a team of people working on fulfilling sales and donating the money and that she has little control or knowledge of what’s actually going on. Still, I wouldn’t be surprised if all the money isn’t going to charity. Look at what happened to Madonna’s Raising Malawi efforts, Wyclef Jean’s Yele Haiti and Bono’s RED. Charities run by celebrities don’t have the best track records.

Gaga is shown wearing the bracelet on 6/23/11 at a press conference in Tokyo for MTV Video Music Aid. Credit: WENN.com

Bristol Palin: “I’m not accusing Levi of date rape or rape at all”

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 07:17 AM PDT

A short while ago, every media outlet got selected excerpts from Bristol Palin's new memoir, and the excerpts began a national conversation about rape, surprisingly. In her memoir, Bristol discusses how she lost her virginity when she was 17 years old, blackout drunk on a camping trip with Levi Johnston (her boyfriend at the time), with other friends. Bristol's story was basically that she got blackout drunk on wine coolers, doesn't remember a huge chunk of time, and when she woke up in the morning, her virginity was no more and Levi told her that they had done it (Bristol claims they both agreed to wait until they were married).

When I covered this, my immediate reaction was sympathy towards Bristol, because in my youth, I had a few nights where I was blackout drunk and doing dumb stuff too. It happens, and it sucks, and if Bristol is telling the truth, it's a horrible way to lose your virginity. The problem, however, is that Bristol - and the Family Palin - doesn't have the best relationship with The Truth, and while Bristol might have been telling a version of what happened, I also thought that she was probably just trying to tell a version in which her responsibility was taken away in a wine cooler haze. I also think it's tricky when you're talking about blackout drunks - for all we know, Levi could have been blackout drunk as well, or Bristol could have given her consent, and Levi simply didn't know how far gone she was, etc. There were extenuating circumstances which I thought were obvious, which is why the scandal surrounding Bristol's story was confusing to me. Some claimed Bristol was saying, in a round-about way, that she was date-raped by Levi. I understand that position (but disagree) - and if you'd like to read a well-written piece about Bristol and the "shades of grey" re: date rape, go here to Pajiba.

Anyway, Bristol has a new interview with Good Morning America today. The first question she fields is about the story of her losing her virginity, and Bristol says that while she feels like her virginity was "stolen", she's not accusing Levi of rape: "That's what it felt like. I'm not accusing Levi of date rape or rape at all. But I am looking back with the adult eyes I have now and that was a foolish decision. I should have never been underage drinking, and I should have never gotten myself into a situation like that." Here's the video:

Ugh. So… Bristol says it's not rape, and she does seem to take responsibility for putting herself in that situation. Which… is what a lot of rape victims do too. "If only I hadn't invited him in… if only I hadn't been drinking…" After seeing her explain it, I do tend to think she's carrying around some pain about all of the crap that went down with Levi.

Oh, and "I'm not an abstinence preacher… I think if you want to prevent teenage pregnancy, that's the only option." And then she goes on to talk about how she was on The Pill. For the love of God. I have little sympathy for that part of Bristol Palin - the part of her that shills abstinence when she was on The Pill, couldn't be bothered to take it correctly, had sex, got pregnant, had more sex, and still profits from the abstinence message. That part is BS.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Claudia Schiffer “wants to concentrate on herself” after the January Jones drama

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 06:33 AM PDT

One month ago (exactly), X-Men: First Class director Matthew Vaughn SHUT DOWN E! News, after E! speculated with some unnamed sources that Vaughn was the father of January Jones's bump. I mean, everybody had been speculating wildly about January and her bump, and most theories did seem to indicate that the father was not Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, or Kevin Bacon, which left Vaughn and Oliver Platt in the running (sorry, Mr. Platt!). Vaughn's lawyers got E! News to pull a story online (which you can read here), and Vaughn and his wife Claudia Schiffer seemed to be pulling out the stops to ensure that they looked like a happily married couple with no hint of blonde-American-hussy-pregnancy dramz.

Claudia and Matthew have been getting pap'd regularly ever since, and I have to say… I don't think Claudia looks good. She's always been slender and lithe, but she looks tired, drawn and painfully thin in recent photos, and her appearance is adding to some more speculation that although she and Matthew are sticking by each other (they have three kids, for goodness sake), that they're marriage is in trouble. Then I read this over the weekend:

When supermodel Claudia Schiffer was photographed looking a shadow of her former self recently, it seemed as though rumours of strife in her marriage to film director Matthew Vaughn were beginning to take their toll.

Matthew was forced to deny he is the father of Mad Men actress January Jones’s unborn baby. He directed the latest X-Men installment in which January, 33, appears. Now I hear Claudia, seen right in Cannes last month, has started working out with Madonna’s former fitness guru Tracy Anderson to get into perfect shape.

Friends say the 40-year-old, who denies her marriage is in trouble, is now feeling better than ever.

‘Claudia is working with Tracy to reinvent her look and she also plans to launch her own knitwear line in the autumn,’ says my mole. ‘Claudia wants to concentrate on herself for a while. She was shocked by the allegations, but her family and new fashion line are the most important things in her life now.’

[From The Mail]

Hm… she just "wants to concentrate on herself for a while"?? Sounds like somebody is pissed off at her husband for knocking up an American hussy, and somebody is using her husband's affair to go off and do her own thing, and she'll simply be using this incident as leverage in a future divorce proceeding. Maybe Claudia isn't really that person, though. I have no idea what she's really like, all I know is that when she married Vaughn, she really stepped away from the spotlight and she spends the bulk of her time raising their kids. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve the time to do her own thing - she totally does (although the Tracy Anderson mention disturbs me). What I find interesting is the timing - this seems like a wife who is pissed off and looking to carve a niche for herself, to help her get on her feet after being devastated.

And seriously, if Vaughn isn't the father, why hasn't January Jones said anything?!? The photos of Jones are from her Malibu baby shower over the weekend.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Burberry: game-changing & gorgeous?

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 06:28 AM PDT

As I keep mentioning, I give Rosie Huntington-Whiteley credit for trying (and at times succeeding) to bring the fashion porn during the international promotional tour for Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Her style has, in my opinion, been at times hit or miss, but she's the bright spot in an otherwise boring and tedious promotional tour, and I've liked covering her. And then this gown happened… and I may have to rethink my general ambivalence towards Rosie. I LOVE this gown. I loved the gown before I even knew it was Burberry, but know that I know, I understand why I love it so much. Burberry is simply making the BEST, most flattering, best-constructed, loveliest clothes right now. This dress is absolutely gorgeous, and it looks amazing on Rosie. I would love to see variations on this dress on other celebrity women too - Charlize could work the hell out of this, as could Halle Berry, or even (gasp) Angelina.

So, do I have to eat it and just admit that I kind of love Rosie now? I guess I might. This dress is a game-changer for me. The dress makes me say, "Megan who?" Bitch got it right, and then some. I look forward to Rosie's promotional tour from here on out.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Serbs call for boycott of Chelsea Handler after she disses their country

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 06:18 AM PDT

Anti-Serb comments start around 1:20 in
Remember back to last week when Amy Winehouse was a drunken mumbling mess on stage in Belgrade, when we later learned that she had to be pushed on stage to perform? She canceled her whole European tour after that, and rumor had it that she will not be performing again for years. Well after mocking Amy Winehouse for not being able to do her job, and making fun of people for paying and expecting Amy to sing, Chelsea Handler said several nasty things about Serbia on her show, as if it was the whole country’s fault that they had the bad luck to host Amy’s first concert. She was typically rude about it too, and it was uncalled for. Chelsea said “I can’t believe they even allow Serbians to go to concerts. I didn’t even know that was going on over there.”

One of the panel members, Greg Proops, then chimed in while another one laughed uncontrollably. “They’re calling it a disaster in Serbia. This is a place they’ve had ethnic cleansing and genocide. Her concert was a bigger bummer than that… after Serbia where was she going, like Khazakastan [sic] or something?.” Proops has since apologized through Twitter.

Other jokes were made that weren’t as offensive or targeted to Serbia, and then Chelsea made it worse. “The Serbian defense minister… said on his facebook page. ‘Amy’s concert was a shame and a huge disappointment.’ Well so is your country.”

Well now Serbian groups are calling for a boycott of Chelsea, E! and all the advertisers for Chelsea’s show.

On Monday’s episode of her E! late-night series “Chelsea Lately,” Handler made jokes about Serbians in a segment related to Amy Winehouse’s recent disastrous concert in Serbia.

“Along with Chris Franjola, Natasha Leggero, and Greg Proops, Ms. Handler for 3 straight minutes ruthlessly attacked Serbia and its people,” it says on a Facebook page calling for a boycott of the star until she apologizes on air.

Handler and her panel, as well as the audience, laughed as she said she didn’t know Serbians were allowed to attend concerts.

Handler’s “worst comment” implied that “Serbia and its people are a shame and disappointment.”

“For the sake of trying to seem comical, these ‘comedians’ have viciously attacked Serbia and its people,” the post continued. “Their attempt at comedy has horrendously failed, and instead turned into outright hate speech!”

The page, liked by more than 27,000 people, also urges a boycott of NBC Universal and the show’s sponsors, such as Panasonic and Dr. Pepper.

A petition on the site change.org, which encourages people to fight for social causes, had more than 12,000 signatures as of press time.

Filip Filipi, who organized the Facebook page, told The Hollywood Reporter he was “in talks” with Handler’s team about issuing an official apology.

So far, Proops is the only one to offer a mea culpa.

“Dear Serbs, they were jokes. Please accept my apology,” he wrote on Twitter Wednesday. “I am well and truly sorry.”

[From The Daily News]

Here’s a link to the Facebook page calling for the boycott. The online petition has over 18,000 signatures and the page has over 40,000 likes. Do you think Chelsea is going to apologize at all? I doubt it, and if she does she’ll turn it into another joke. Just like most of her excuses for jokes, it won’t be funny.

Photo credit: WENN and Fame

Tom Hardy bulks up, shaves his head and loses the hot, big time

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 05:34 AM PDT

OH NO. This is what happens when you are attracted to someone you really shouldn't even bother. This is what happens when you give some dude the benefit of the doubt, over and over and over again, until you realize that he's A) Actually not that hot, and B) Actually kind of gross. This realization just hit me as I glanced at these new photos of Tom Hardy, promoting his new film Warrior in Paris. This is how Tom used to look, when he was hot:

What's the difference? Is it just hair?!? Hair and weight? Tom has always been built - not in a "I hang out in the gym five days a week" built, but built like he got his muscles doing hard labor. He's bulked up to play Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, and I'm assuming that's why his head is shaved too. But dear God, I had no idea he would look so… so… VIN DIESEL like this. The only thing keeping Tom Hardy from looking like Shrek is hair?!? Ugh. Disappointing and gross. And don't even get me started on how gross his lips look when he's shorn and shiny. Blech.

Sidenote: I now totally believe Tom Hardy boned Lindsay Lohan. Only someone like Lindsay can completely suck the hotness out of someone.

The other dude in the photos is Joel Edgerton, Tom's costar in Warrior. Here's the trailer for Warrior. Seriously, Tom Hardy always needs hair. It makes all the difference in the world.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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