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• Does Prince Harry tease Pippa Middleton about going “commando”?
• Entertainment Weekly’s new True Blood covers featuring Sookie and her men
• George Clooney dumped Elisabetta because “she drove him nuts”
• Linnocent flunked an alcohol test, she’s due in court today
• Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux & the Terry Richardson conspiracy
• Kirstie Alley claims she lost “90 pounds” to get down to her 22-inch waist
• Ryan Dunn’s alcohol level was 2x legal limit, he was going over 130 mph
• Nick Cannon: Baby Moroccan is “a tough guy” with muscles
• Long Island long ago lolita Amy Fisher gets a new face: melting plastic mess
• Did George Clooney dump Elisabetta just because she mentioned marriage?

Does Prince Harry tease Pippa Middleton about going “commando”? Posted: 23 Jun 2011 08:57 AM PDT Here are some new photos of Pippa Middleton, out and about in London today. I have absolutely no idea if she and Alex Loudon are really and truly done, because right after every media outlet "confirmed" that they were over, somebody close to the Middletons claimed that Pippa and Alex were still on. I suspect that they are broken up, but they're probably still talking, and they'll end up friends, perhaps even dating again at some point, if Pippa's duchess plans fall through. I don't think Pippa ever burns her bridges - she always keeps exes laying around, hoping that one of them will end up super-famous, rich and titled. By the way, earlier I talked about Catherine refusing free clothes - do you think Pippa adheres to that, especially now that she's being pap'd on a daily basis? I bet she's taking all the free stuff that comes her way. Smart girl. Did you know that people are still trying to make Pippa and Prince Harry happen? It's not going to happen. Not unless Pippa turns into a trashy blonde. So, even though it's not *really* going to happen, that doesn't mean we can't enjoy the coverage, right? Because this story cracked me up, especially the "Commando" part: It has been reported that Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton are on the verge of becoming a couple. Grazia UK (via the Daily Mail) is reporting that Harry and Middleton have met a few times since the Royal Wedding in April and already have nicknames for each other. Middleton reportedly calls Harry ‘Captain,’ which is his rank in the British army and Harry calls her ‘Commando,’ a reference to the rumors that Middleton was not wearing any underwear at the Royal Wedding. Harry also reportedly ended his best man’s speech with the line, “Pippa, call me.” A royal insider is quoted saying that the couple have been helping each other through their respective breakups. Pippa recently split from her long time beau, Alex Loudon, and Harry’s relationship with his longtime on-again, off-again girlfriend Chelsea Davy is reportedly strained. The insider is quoted saying, “They speak on the phone all the time and have met up at least five times since the wedding, once for tea at his Clarence House apartments… She thinks he’s got a really cheeky sense of humor.” Another source is also quoted saying, “He only recently came out of a relationship, of course. He’s been trying to cheer Pippa up.” The couple have been more public about their budding relationship; Harry and Middleton turned heads when they were seen recently at a restaurant in London where they spent a couple of hours talking. Could there be a second Windsor-Middleton Royal Wedding on the horizon? [From PopEater] Here's my prediction: Harry and Chelsy will go another few rounds, breaking up, reuniting, breaking, reuniting. In between all of that, Harry will start to be "introduced" to more suitable young women, many of them young, rich, connected blondes who would find an easier time "joining The Firm". Harry will flirt, he'll charm, and he'll even seduce many of them, but he won't make any of them his official royal girlfriend. Then, at some point a few years from now, Harry will get broody and he'll all of a sudden decide that he's ready to get married. Then it's on. Then the rules of the game change. Then it's every trashy, rich, connected blonde for herself. Photos courtesy of Fame.

Entertainment Weekly’s new True Blood covers featuring Sookie and her men Posted: 23 Jun 2011 08:34 AM PDT Entertainment Weekly has a series of three covers for their upcoming issue, out this Friday. They feature True Blood star Anna Paquin (Sookie) in American Gothic style poses with Alex Skarsgard (Eric), her real life husband Stephen Moyer (Bill) and potential werewolf love interest Joe Manganiello (Alcide). They’re very clever and amusing, with Paquin making slightly different expressions in each. There’s a lot of anticipation for this Sunday’s season four True Blood premiere, and I have to admit I’m getting anxious for it too. I just don’t want to get my hopes up too much, given the highly disappointing first eight minutes that HBO has put out. The (mild spoiler I guess) fairy fantasy fight sequence that was released was so reminiscent of campy Star Trek that I’m not expecting too much this year. Still, there will be plenty of hot guys, sex scenes, and bloody lusty moments and that’s usually more than enough for me. I love a good sex scene with some head twisting thrown in, and what other shows are doing that really? The advance details on Entertainment Weekly’s website have Alex being incredibly gracious and grateful to his fans, as usual. I just hear his voice in my head when I read these delicious quotes and I melt a little. Spoilers for this quoted text I guess, especially if you haven’t read the books yet: Playing the smoking hot vampire Eric Northman is humbling, to say the least, for Swedish actor Alexander Skarsgard. So to say that he's used to the adoration from female fans of True Blood, the subject of this week's Entertainment Weekly cover story, would be a bit of an understatement. (For proof, consider this little detail that EW dug up from Charlaine Harris, the author of the extremely popular Sookie Stackhouse novels that serve as the inspiration for True Blood: She says that fans often ask her to autograph the tomes to "Mrs. Alexander Skarsgard.") "I'll never get used to that," Skarsgard said of his googly-eyed fanbase. "It's just very, very humbling and flattering. The character Eric means so much to me and I'm having so much fun playing him. Of course it means a lot when you meet fans and you can actually tell there are people out there who really do care about the character. It means something to you, then. That's kind of why you do this whole thing." Eric fans could have plenty to salivate over this season, which begins June 26 on HBO. This year, True Blood is inspired by book four of the Stackhouse series, Dead to the World, which features a steamy shower scene between Sookie and the tall, light and handsome vamp. Unfortunately, Skargard isn't in the mood to kiss and tell. He will say, however, that sex this year is, um, a little more down to earth. "I did some crazy stuff last year. I almost had sex with a Greek man and I was covered in his goo. Everything from here on is pretty childish. Everything's quite innocent." For lots more about Eric and the other hot men in Sookie's complicated life, pick up the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, on stands Friday, June 24. And what's that you say? You're not a Skarsgard fan? No worries: We published two other collectible covers to satiate those who prefer Stephen Moyer and Joe Manganiello. No thank you necessary. It was our absolute pleasure. [From EW.com] So the “sex with a Greek man” quote threw me a little, but then I realized that he was talking about when his character seduced Talbot so he could kill him and get back at Russell. I loved that plot twist and while I’ve read all the books I couldn’t tell you if it was in there or not. This show is incredible and so many of us are waiting for it to come back on Sunday. As long as Eric will be there, so will we. I hope he’s misleading us about the “quite innocent” part for this season, though. That would be highly disappointing.

George Clooney dumped Elisabetta because “she drove him nuts” Posted: 23 Jun 2011 08:22 AM PDT Yes, another Clooney-Canalis post. Sorry, I just really, really do not want to write about a Kardashian today. If you'd like my first post-split summary on why and how Elisabetta Canalis got dumped, go here - it involves some speculation about her being into the cocaine-and-hooker scene in Italy, as well as one of Silvio Berlusconi's girls. Anyway, there are new details about why George Clooney finally decided to end things with his famewhore girlfriend. Us Weekly says Eli was just driving him crazy - a source claims, "She drove him nuts… [there was] non-stop bickering over little things…He would only hang out with his friends, and more or less left her to herself and her friends." Clooney spent his time "creating distance" for the past few months: "Work. [He] was knee-deep in pre-production on a couple projects.” When Eli went to Cannes by herself, that's when I started wondering if she and Clooney were having problems. Now it makes more sense - Clooney and Canalis only really had kinky sex in common. Beyond that, she's just some vapid chick who loves to shop and work on her tan (which is how Clooney likes them), while Clooney is Mr. Man-of-the-World. Of course they fought. Meanwhile, The Daily Mail put up a new story, and they're alleging that Canalis and Clooney were fighting non-stop towards the end as well. The Mail even gets lots of quotes from one of Eli's good friends: Eternal bachelor George Clooney dumped his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis after they had a furious row at his Italian lakeside home, it emerged today. Just hours before the tempestuous bust up last week the couple had enjoyed a romantic dinner at their favourite hillside restaurant where onlookers said they resembled ‘cooing lovebirds.’ But the atmosphere became very different when they returned to Clooney’s villa where he was enjoying a few days off from shooting his latest movie in London. Sources said the Ocean’s Star flipped after being being ‘pressed’ about marriage by Canalis - who two weeks ago had given a gushing interview about how she was ‘living a fairytale’ and hoped to wed the actor. Earlier this month, the 32-year-old suggested marriage could be on the cards as she addressed Clooney's reputation as an eternal bachelor, saying: ‘I could never be with someone who every time he opens his mouth says he doesn't want a child with me or to marry me.’ But it appears he was not on the same wave length and after a furious row she stormed out of his Villa Oleandra on the shores of Lake Como and drove off to nearby Milan to be with friends. Canalis had also been unhappy at the fact that she had been on holiday to Mexico on her own recently as well as attending the Cannes film festival without her famous boyfriend. Last week Clooney was back in Italy and went for dinner at il Gatto Nero but the romantic atmosphere became decidedly chiller once they returned to the villa. A source said: ‘The conversation turned to the interview she had given and about marriage and George was having nothing of it. Elisabetta then lost it because he had not come to Mexico or Cannes with her. The atmosphere was pretty red hot and the language was pretty fiery - it was a very fierce row and she then just stormed out of the house and went to Milan. It’s a shame really as she had met his family and he had been to visit her family and they all got on really well together but like any woman Elisabetta was keen to settle down sooner rather than later.’ Today Alfonso Signorini, editor of the magazine that Canalis had spoken to and a close friend of hers, said: ‘It’s all over - and it has come as a real surprise to me. They were getting on really well. Last week I was with Elisabetta the whole day shooting a programme and we were together until 1am and she must have had about 60 text messages from George. I said to her “Darling stop otherwise we will never finish her.” She was so excited about meeting him as he had a few days off from shooting his film in London. From what I know it was him who dumped her and she stormed out of the villa. I’ve tried to get her on the telephone but it’s switched off.’ Signorini also dismissed claims in several Italian newspapers that the relationship was a publicity stunt and said: ‘I’ve heard all this and I can tell you it was all for real. They were deeply affectionate towards each other. At the beginning it was all very passionate between them then things became more complicit - he is actually very fatherly but at the same time they did have a very complicated relationship. It’s not easy to be with a star of that calibre - when she gave us the interview a fortnight ago she was terrified about speaking of their private life because of him and of his lawyers and advisers. I’d seen them together a couple of times and I had been invited to a party they were hosting at the Villa Oleandra next month but I don’t think that will happen now.’ [From The Mail] I can't wait to see what Eli does now. Not career-wise, but media-wise. How soon do you think she'll give an interview? I say it will probably be within the next few weeks. She's dumb as a box of hair, but something tells me that she's self-aware enough to know that there's only a small window of time where we're really going to give a crap. Photos courtesy of Fame.

Linnocent flunked an alcohol test, she’s due in court today Posted: 23 Jun 2011 07:44 AM PDT This motherchucking DUMBASS. Linnocent has flunked an alcohol test! She's headed back to court today. This surprises me for several reasons, although I'm not sure why I even bother being "surprised" by the insane extent of Linnocent's crack shenanigans. First, I was just thinking yesterday how amazing it was that Linnocent's house arrest was relatively scandal free, and I wondered how long she would be able to keep the crack drama tamped down once it was over. Haha on me. I also thought that the probation department had pretty much given up on giving Linnocent random drug and alcohol tests, which was why her house arrest was going so well. Not so much! Also, it was just yesterday that we read Linnocent's Life & Style interview where she claimed that "alcohol is not in my house so it's just not a part of my life." Haha on the crackhead. According to Radar, Linnocent flunked her alcohol test on June 12 or 13, and Judge Stephanie Sautner has ordered Linnocent to the LAX Airport Courthouse this morning on a probation violation hearing. A source tells Radar: “Lindsay tested positive for alcohol. The judge in her DUI case, Judge Elden Fox said she couldn’t consume any alcohol while on probation. The probation department has prepared a report, and Lindsay will be in court tomorrow." Also, the company doing Linnocent's electric monitoring doesn't want to continue doing so. TMZ reports that "Lindsay was tested twice last week. Sources tell TMZ … Lindsay tested positive for alcohol on one of the tests and negative on the other. In both tests, she tested negative for drugs. One of the tests was administered just after Lindsay had a rooftop barbecue party." The probation department wants Linnocent yanked out of house arrest and put in jail. Also, here's a fun fact: the probation department tried to randomly drug and alcohol test Linnocent in May, but Shawn Holley pulled some stunt and Linnocent didn't have to take the tests. The probation department is also pissed that Linnocent has been throwing parties too. The hearing will be held at 10 a.m. PST (1 pm EST). Meanwhile, there’s another crackheaded story about Linnocent’s crack shenanigans floating around. Of course it involves her house arrest! We know that while under house arrest, she films budget commercials for budget auction sites, featuring her budget "acting". We also know that while house arrest, Linnocent has been "taking meetings" at her home, which I can only assume is some kind of code for "Mother Crackhead collects the credit card number and Linnocent 'performs her business'." We also know that Linnocent has been everywhere the past few days - it’s almost like she KNEW that she had flunked a piss test and she wanted to heighten the cracked-out controversy, right? Yesterday, we saw the photo shoot and interview she did with Life & Style. Well, as it turns out, Linnocent had something bigger in mind - she thought she was going to do her delusional crack act for the Today Show. Matt Lauer even flew out to LA and he was physically in her home, prepared to interview her… and then Linnocent kicked him out. Lindsay Lohan pulled the plug on Matt Lauer last night, just before cameras were supposed to roll for her big sit-down interview. NBC sources tell TMZ … Lauer flew to L.A. yesterday, and showed up at Lindsay’s Venice loft around 6 PM. We’re told Lindsay was actually in the makeup chair when things went south. Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ … Lauer’s team blindsided them by saying the interview would be extremely lengthy because producers were planning to put it on “Dateline” as well as “Today.” Lindsay kicked up her heels, saying she was told it would only be a 15-minute interview, and refused to sit for anything longer. The two sides began arguing — to no avail — and then Matt just packed up and left. We’re told before Lindsay made her decision, she consulted her publicist, Steve Honig, who agreed it was not the right time to do a televised and in depth interview. Once Lindsay decided to call it off, Honig broke the news to Lauer. Our NBC sources say producers made it clear to Lindsay and her people before Matt even got on the plane that the interview would be lengthy … because it was servicing two shows. Matt was not on “Today” today, and he’s just about to land back in the Big Apple. At least he got some AAdvantage miles out of it. [From TMZ] Since when is a 15-minute interview on Today not considered "in depth"? Matt Lauer can move fast, especially when he's calling out a Lohan on their crack delusions. Lauer has managed to make Dina sputter out of control in less than 15 minutes - he could for Linnocent as well. But I digress… obviously, NBC wanted to do some kind of "Dateline: Linnocent on Lockdown" piece and Linnocent needed to shut it down. BUT… in the wake of Linnocent’s failed piss test, doesn’t it seem like Linnocent did not want Lauer and the NBC people in her house for an extended period of time because she needs to keep up her crack schedule? 1 p.m. Blow. 2 p.m. Vodka shots. 3 p.m. Blow, tequila chaser. 4 p.m. Downers, back to vodka. Etc. Photos courtesy of WENN, Life & Style.

Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux & the Terry Richardson conspiracy Posted: 23 Jun 2011 07:40 AM PDT Here are some new photos of Justin Theroux and photographer/pervert Terry Richardson, hanging out together yesterday in NYC. Theroux is getting pap'd now, which happens when you date Jennifer Aniston and her media team officially rolls you out. Richardson, as you remember, took those photos of Theroux and Aniston that we discussed yesterday. I have to thank all of you bitches for your comments and conspiracy theories yesterday on the Aniston post. I didn't even notice Aniston's hair - but in the Terry Richardson photos, supposedly taken two nights ago, Aniston's hair was much longer than it's been. Her hair looked pre-haircut, meaning the photos may have been taken BEFORE mid-February, when Aniston chopped off her locks during the European tour for Just Go With It. Of course, her hair in the Richardson photos could have been extensions. But she didn't have extensions yesterday, when she was photographed in a see-through skirt. So… what does this mean? Is there some kind of conspiracy involving some months-old photos taken by Terry Richardson, which Terry only released when Aniston and Theroux gave him the go ahead. And if they were taken months ago, is it proof that Aniston and Theroux were in the midst of a romantic relationship months before he officially ended things with his live-in girlfriend of 14 years? That's what Us Weekly's cover story is about this week - we had the first excerpts of the story yesterday, but Jezebel had even more: The magazine lays out a timeline for the Aniston and Theroux relationship. In March, Theroux’s ex, Heidi, was super excited about her relationship with Justin and they were even talking about getting property in Hawaii together. She had no idea he was about to dump her. But he had known for months, because he’d been getting closer to Jen on the set of the appropriately titled film Wanderlust. Even though Heidi believes that J and J never became intimate on the set, Jen was renting a huge lakehouse while filming, and would hold parties there. Then the parties turned private. DUN DUN DUN. Justin’s friends would joke, “Have you broken up with your girlfriend yet?” But he was too scared — he felt indebted to her, since they’d been together so long. Sigh. We feel really bad for the girlfriend and it kind of sounds like Theroux is an a–hole. [From Us Weekly via Jezebel] Meanwhile, OK! Magazine claims that Aniston doesn't want Theroux to live in the same apartment that he shared with his girlfriend of 14 years, so she's finding him a new apartment. She's also planning a vacation with him and introducing him to friends, etc. In Touch Weekly says that Aniston and Theroux had a public date in NYC WEEKS before he ended it with Heidi. Basically, there was an overlap. Did these Terry Richardson photos happen during the overlap? I think they might have. Also: Theroux has a bald spot. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and Terry's Diary.

Kirstie Alley claims she lost “90 pounds” to get down to her 22-inch waist Posted: 23 Jun 2011 07:01 AM PDT Here are some new photos of Kirstie Alley and her 22 inch waist. Don't get me wrong - Kristie looks much better than she did one year ago, and I hope she's working hard to keep the weight off. But the bitch is delusional about her size, and nonsensical numbers and claims just pour out of her mouth on a regular basis. This story is only the latest in an epic Delusion Tour in which Kirstie claimed she was size 12 when she began Dancing With the Stars, and ended the show a "stretchy" size 4 or 6. Yesterday, on an appearance on The View, Kristie once again claimed a specific number, seemingly oblivious to the contradiction. She claimed that she had lost "90 pounds" since deciding to be on DWTS. She may well have lost 90 pounds (I would put the figure closer to 50-60 pounds, just eye-balling it), but the loss of 90 pounds does not equal the drop from a size 12 to a size 6. Kirstie's just horrible with numbers, right? Kirstie Alley continued her fashion offensive today as she stepped out in a stylish ensemble. The Dancing With The Stars runner-up slipped into a belted shirt-dress, which she wore over her trademark leggings. Kirstie recently has lost 90lbs since she first decided to join the dancing competition. And Alley certainly appeared confident in her skin today as she left the Tribeca Hotel in New York. The actress looked youthful, with her hair swept back into a ponytail, completing her look with a dramatic belt, a beaded purse and Christian Louboutin heels. Yesterday she appeared on the U.S. daytime talkshow The View. Speaking on the show, she said: ‘I lost 60 before [the show] and 30 during,’ she said. Panelist Whoopi Goldberg revealed she has been a fan through both the 60-year-old’s highs and lows. ‘I always thought you looked good no matter what,’ she said. As well as a rigorous workout regime, Alley also credits her transformation to her own weight loss programme, Organic Liason. ‘I don’t think I could have made it through Dancing with the Stars without it,’ she said. Kirstie now has a new goal in her sights - to squeeze into a new dress in time for a holiday in Italy later this year. She claims it has a 22 inch waist, although given Megan Fox would be one of the few women able to wear it, it seems she may be exaggerating. ‘I tried it on, and I can almost zip it up,’ she told America’s Life & Style magazine last week. She is confident she’ll be able to get in it by the time she jets off in a few weeks. ‘I'll be my target size by then,’ she said. Alley, who was partnered with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, has kept up dancing since the competition’s finale in May. ‘I've been dancing almost every day since the show ended,’ she confides. ‘I like all the Latin dancing. It's the best exercise and the best cardio.’ [From The Mail] So… all of these claims are just Kirstie shilling her dumb Scientology diet crap? While I think that Kirstie definitely thinks her crazy claims are helping her "sell" Organic Liason, I don't believe that Kirstie's only problem is a crappy sales pitch. Her real problem is that she is now (and has always been) focused on the WRONG part of weight loss. Instead of throwing out crazy numbers that no one believes, why not focus on having more energy, looking better in clothes, feeling better over all? You can't find happiness in the size six label that your assistant sewed into your size 16 dress, Kirstie. You will only keep the weight off when you embrace not only a healthy lifestyle, but a healthy mindset. That's my preach for the day. Photos courtesy of WENN & Pacific Coast News.

Ryan Dunn’s alcohol level was 2x legal limit, he was going over 130 mph Posted: 23 Jun 2011 07:00 AM PDT The toxicology results are in for Ryan Dunn, the Jackass castmember who died in a high speed car crash early Sunday morning. His passenger, a friend who was drinking with him at the bar until closing, was also killed. Dunn, 34, had a blood alcohol level of nearly .2, which is twice the legal limit in Pennsylvania where he died. Police estimate that he was driving from between 132-140 miles per hour in his Porsche 911 before he lost control. Jackass star Ryan Dunn was drunk when he crashed his Porsche on a Pennsylvania highway while going as fast as 140 mph, according to police. Dunn, 34, died along with his friend Zachary Hartwell, 30, from West Chester, Pa. Both men suffered “blunt and thermal trauma” in the crash, which turned Dunn’s car into a fireball, according to the autopsy report. Dunn was driving at twice the legal limit, with authorities saying toxicology results put his blood alcohol concentration at 0.196 percent, while the legal state limit is 0.08. Before the crash, the two men had been in a bar in West Chester; Dunn had Tweeted a photo of them drinking. “The initial crash reconstruction investigation determined that Mr. Dunn’s vehicle was traveling between 132-140 mph at the time of the collision,” West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll said in a statement. [From People] There’s local news video of Bam Margera at the crash site where his best friend Ryan died, and it’s really heartbreaking. He seems to have had a premonition that something happened to Ryan, because he explains that he was in Arizona and started freaking out around the same time that Ryan passed, punching out the windows and ripping out the stereo even though he didn’t know about the accident yet and had no reason to be angry about anything. Bam’s mom told the local press that she was always warning Ryan to drive slower, and his friends said the same. In the audio commentary for season 5 of their reality show Viva La Bam, Bam, his mom April and his friend Tim talk about what a bad driver Ryan was and how he was always driving too fast and getting in accidents. (You can hear their discussion on this video.) They said back then that Ryan would probably die in a car accident, and sadly he did. I’m not going to get into whether it’s ok to use this as a teachable moment when it just happened and people are mourning. I feel like if this was my friend I would be angry and upset if people brought it up so soon, and if a friend of mine was killed by a drunk driver I would be angry and upset if it wasn’t brought up or was somehow glossed over because the person died. It’s just sad and such a waste.

Nick Cannon: Baby Moroccan is “a tough guy” with muscles Posted: 23 Jun 2011 06:21 AM PDT This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read from a new parent attempting to describe his or her babies. Nick Cannon was at some event last night in NYC, and he was asked by the press what life was like with little Moroccan and Monroe. Two outlets got a series of odd comments about the seven-week-old infants: Nick Cannon had his and Mariah Carey’s 8-week-old twin babies on his mind at the Mercedes-Benz Manhattan opening on Tuesday night. “My son is a tough guy,” he told us of Moroccan Scott. “He doesn’t cry, he’s already got muscles, so Moroccan was a perfect name for him.” He seemed to be comparing his daughter, Monroe, to his wife. “Monroe’s a diva. She always has to get her way, and she loves being held,” he said. “My son is laid back like me,” Cannon, 30, told Us Weekly Tuesday at the Mercedes-Benz Gala opening in NYC. “My daughter’s a diva like her mom!” How can the first-time dad tell already that his baby girl is a diva? “When my daughter wants something, she’ll let you know immediately,” he laughed. “With [our son], you kind of feed him when you get around to it, and he’s okay with that.” The America’s Got Talent host said he and Carey, 42, split diaper duty pretty evenly. But Carey is much better at the dirty task! “My diapers tend to leak,” Cannon admitted. So just how is Cannon’s Grammy-winning wife adjusting to motherhood? “She’s amazing,” he gushed. “She’s the best mother ever.” [From Us Weekly and Page Six] They're six weeks old! And Moroccan is deemed "a tough guy" with "muscles"? The most bizarre? "…So Moroccan was a perfect name for him!" What does that mean? How many dudes named Moroccan are there, and are they all tough guys with bulging muscles, even when they're infants? Moroccan better grow up to a be a tough kid, though. You know he's going to be teased like crazy for that name. Maybe he'll just go by "Rocky"? "MO-Rocky"? As for Monroe being a diva like her mom… yes, expected that. I wouldn't have it any other way. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Long Island long ago lolita Amy Fisher gets a new face: melting plastic mess Posted: 23 Jun 2011 06:02 AM PDT You might remember Amy Fisher as the “Long Island lolita” who was just 17 in 1992 when she shot her then boyfriend’s wife, Mary Jo Buttafuoco, in the head, seriously injuring her. Fisher’s victim survived the shooting but suffered partial paralysis in her face and went deaf in one ear. Fisher spent seven years in prison and eventually got out, becoming a journalist for a while before she had three kids and then turned to stripping and porn to make a living. She somehow landed a spot on Celebrity Rehab, because they’ll take anyone except for Michaele Salahi, and she got a whole new face for it. Entertainment Tonight has an interview with her and Fisher has one of the worst cases of freeze face and trout pout I’ve ever seen. It’s hilarious! She can barely move her mouth and that’s the only thing that moves on her whole face. In the interview, Fisher, 36, goes on about how the media portrays her inaccurately (as if they cover her at all lately) and how she’s really this sweet shy person who gets stepped on, but all I could focus on was her face. ET had the above before and after comparison. I could see maybe a nose job, her nose looks better afterwards, but the rest is just ridiculous. She has way too much filler in her lips and face and you can actually see some dimpling around her jaw area. It’s pretty gross looking. She looked ok after her first few rounds of work though, as seen in these “sexy” photos from her website, below. Now she’s just gone overboard. I think she needs rehab for her plastic surgery addiction. Here’s how she looked in 2009:

Did George Clooney dump Elisabetta just because she mentioned marriage? Posted: 23 Jun 2011 05:58 AM PDT Even though many of you gave me credit for predicting the downfall of Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney, I have to admit that I saw the relationship going through the summer, at the very least. Perhaps it was all too much for Clooney, what with Elisabetta giving smug interviews about how she sees herself as a married lady with kids, and how she and Clooney have something deep and real that no one else can understand. Maybe Clooney's limit was being implicated by association in the ongoing cocaine-and-hooker scandal in Italy, where Eli's name keeps cropping up. Maybe he didn't appreciate being implicated in the Silvio Berlusconi mess… which is looking more and more like Elisabetta might have been part of, especially considering Eli is just Silvio's type. Whatever happened, Eli and George are no more. But don't think Eli is going to play it like Sarah Larson, who just crawled back to her "job" in Las Vegas and licked her metaphorical wounds. Methinks Eli is going to make this breakup the launching pad for her new career. Even though Eli and George released a joint statement, Eli's rep later released Eli's own statement, which sounds vaguely threatening: "She will be taking some time… and then will face the press." Eli also pap'd herself in Italy yesterday - you can see the photo here. She’s going to talk. You know she will. Meanwhile, The Mail summarizes what went wrong, and their source claims that Clooney would have been happy to keep Eli around, but she was pressuring him for something more: It looked like she was going to succeed where so many others had failed. But just weeks after Elisabetta Canalis hinted that she could be walking down the aisle with committed playboy George Clooney, their relationship has ended. Friends claimed last night that Clooney feared the Italian model and TV presenter was trying to tie him down after two years together. Earlier this month, the 32-year-old suggested marriage could be on the cards as she addressed Clooney's reputation as an eternal bachelor, saying: 'I could never be with someone who every time he opens his mouth says he doesn't want a child with me or to marry me. 'My boyfriend has not given an interview on his private life since 1999 – everything that you read is just a rehash of stuff that has been written in the past.' In an interview with Italian magazine Chi that appears to have tempted fate, Miss Canalis continued: 'My second job at the moment seems to be maid of honour. For the time being that's how it is, but I'm not putting any time limits. Who knows what will happen? I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am. I don't need anything to confirm how happy I am.' Clooney, however, has insisted that he would not walk down the aisle again following the end of his four-year marriage to actress Talia Balsam in 1993. The actor, who turned 50 last month, said: 'I tried marriage and it didn't work. I have had long relationships with women and they get bored with me working all the time. My fear is that I would make a lousy husband and I don't want to put myself, or anyone else, through the pain of finding out. If I was my girlfriend, I wouldn't put up with me for very long.' A source in Los Angeles said: 'Elisabetta is a traditional girl and wanted the fairytale. But George has never made a secret of his feelings and he wanted things to continue as they were.' Clooney and Miss Canalis made their romance official in September 2009 after stepping out together at the Venice Film Festival. The ER star’s ex-girlfriends include British model and radio personality Lisa Snowdon and cocktail waitress Sarah Larson. He is currently working on his new drama, Gravity, with Sandra Bullock. [From The Mail] What is it about Clooney's bimbos that they NEVER understand that Clooney is not a man who deals well with relationship pressure? Granted, if you're the kind of girl who likes a relationship to be "going somewhere" then you and Clooney won't have a future and you should just go now. But if you're just some dumb cocktail waitress/escort/model looking for a big break, for the love of God, don't talk about marriage or babies or any of it around Clooney. He will stick by you if everyone finds out you're a coke whore. He will stay with you if everyone finds out you were one of the many "girls" at the Italian president's orgies. He will stick by you if you can't act to save your life. But if you mention babies or marriage, he will dump you. The end. Photos courtesy of WENN.

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