Thursday, June 23, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Kim Kardashian X-Rayed Her Butt

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 09:16 PM PDT

   
Here’s Kim Kardashian standing next to an X-ray photo of her ass, or at least that’s what’s Khloe Kardashian said it is on her blog, so you can tell we’re off to a credible start: Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim's ass is 100% real!!! My immediate thoughts: 1. BAHAHAHAHA! 2. Provided this really is Kim’s Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.23.11

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 01:35 PM PDT

   
“So, I found these ribs in your trash. Be a shame to see ‘em go to waste.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux already posing for photos together while his ex-girlfriend’s body is still warm, probably because she’s still alive, Kirsten Dunst demonstrating her ability to wait Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Dodges Jail, Failed Alcohol Test She Didn’t Have To Take? WTF?

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 12:00 PM PDT

   
If you were expecting some sort of wacky legal scenario that prevents Lindsay Lohan from leaving the comfort of her house arrest after failing an alcohol test, you’re going to love this post. Turns out Lindsay really wasn’t required to take one after all, just drug tests , which makes me wonder Read More ...

Pippa Middleton’s ‘Butt’ Will Tide You Over

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 10:48 AM PDT

   
While we wait for the results of Lindsay Lohan’s probation hearing, here’s Pippa Middleton in a tight dress which I’m entirely posting to attract European readers and show them how we handle celebrity justice here in the colonies. Which is we don’t. We don’t do anything. One of them even killed a kid and we Read More ...

Chris Brown Loves The Gays

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 10:21 AM PDT

   
“Damn, I’mma need a bigger door for this one. There a van around here?” Yesterday, Chris Brown illegally parked his car, yet managed to talk his way out of a ticket because punishing celebrities in LA is apparently against the law. But before the officer showed up, Chris accused the paparazzi of calling the police just Read More ...

Mel Gibson’s Threatening This With Arson

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 09:11 AM PDT

   
In the clusterfuck that’s been Ryan Dunn’s Darwin Award-winning death, I kept forgetting to post about Mel Gibson finding a new love in 25-year-old Greek fetish model Stella Mouzi (above). And by love I mean whatever it’s called when a woman’s already pregnant and pistol-whipped for not denying the Holocaust mid-coitus. “Smitten,” that’s it. Photo: Splash Read More ...

Amber Rose is.. Sporty? and Other News

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 09:10 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Courtney Love must be broke again. - Pink is apparently more comfortable with European tabloids. - Ashlee Simpson is banging Lucky Luciano from Boardwalk Empire. - Holly Madison’s spray-tanned cleavage. - The Miss USA Contestants‘ thoughts on teaching evolution. I’m looking at you Arkansas. - I have Read More ...

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 08:02 AM PDT

   
I’ve honestly never seen the appeal of Avril Lavigne, so you’d just assume seeing her in a bikini and rubbing her “chest” in another chick’s face might persuade me to reconsider that stance. It didn’t. So, here she is in St. Tropez yesterday where I’m almost positive she lured this boat in with a song Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Fails Alcohol Test, Goes Diva on Matt Lauer

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 07:17 AM PDT

   
Despite reports to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan actually is subject to alcohol tests while on house arrest because she just failed one which is really the only plausible ending to her telling Life & Style there’s no booze in her house. So, of course, she’s due back in court today to face threats of jail, Read More ...
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