Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Sex on the Wire: Dating on a Budget

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 11:48 AM PDT

Interview: Renee Graziano from ‘Mob Wives’ Didn’t Always Know Her Father Was a Gangster

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 08:49 AM PDT

I was so excited for Mob Wives to air, and am already anxiously anticipating next season. It just makes sense: with the portrayal of mob wives in The Sopranos, as well as mafia rumors in Real Housewives of New Jersey and Growing Up Gotti, the show just made sense. One of my favorites from the show is mob daughter Renee Graziano, whose sister Jenn Graziano produces the show. This season, we watched Renee struggle between leaving the mob world behind and being sucked back in by her ex-husband, Junior. On the show, Renee seems to have a tough exterior, but also a very vulnerable side as well, that many find endearing. I had the pleasure of interviewing Renee recently. Check out what she had to say.

What are your impressions of mob wives during your parents' generation as compared to now?

Oh, there would have been no Mob Wives if it was my parents' generation as far as a television show.  As far as the women go, it was when they wanted equal rights, we got equal rights.  This is what we asked for; we got it.  Women are very strong nowadays.

I hope the message that we're sending, not the mob wives, but for women in general is you don't need a man to support you.  You can go out, and do it on your own and never fold no matter what.  Your children are involved in your life.  You stay strong.

What are some common misconceptions do you think people who aren't familiar with the mob would think about the Mob Wives?

Well, I don't think they expected us to be as harsh and as toxic at times as we are with each other.  But I do believe that they are under this impression that we're a part of a world that we're not.  Listen, when my son's father would have to work, or my father went to work, they went to work. I'm sure when they got home, my mother and father they didn't want to say, "Oh, so how was your day at work?" or "What'd you do in the house today?"  It was not; those conversations did not exist.  It was more about "Are the kids okay?  Do you need anything?"  So, I think the misconception is that we're very much a part of a world that we're not included in.  We're not.  We're women taking care of our children and our home.  Sometimes, you just don't ask questions.

Finally, how did you first find out as a child that you were a part of this mob world?  Or, did you always know?

I absolutely didn't always know.  My first experience for finding out, according to the government, that my father was involved in illegal activity, was in fourth grade when these kids glued an article from the Staten Island Advance to my desk.  That's actually the first time. I knew I was different from the other children.  I never questioned it; I just left it alone.  I went home and I said, "What's this?"  They were like, "Oh, newspapers, you know, they don't always write the truth."  I said, "Okay.  I love you, Daddy."  And, I walked out, like I was too young to comprehend.

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Fan Fiction: A Look at James Franco’s Schedule

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 11:38 AM PDT

We’ve never been able to understand how James Franco does it. The guy’s an actor, a student, a writer, an artist, and now a musician? Plus he has time to do things like host the Oscars? That’s insane. So we were justifiably confused — until we scored a peek at his planner and saw a sample schedule. Here’s just one day in James Franco’s life:

6:00 – Dream, write down dreams in dreams
9: 00 – Wake up, physically
9:15 – Wake up, intellectually
9:18 – Breakfast weed
9:19 – Heh
9:20 – Check email/play Angry Birds
9:24 – Laugh break
9:27 – Edit term paper on Bill Viola
9:28 – Refresher on who is Bill Viola
9:30: – Abs
9:40 – Arms
9:50 – Cheekbones
10:00 – Record DVD commentary for that movie about the guy without the arm or what was it?
10:30 – Ponder the human condition
10:34 – Giggle break
10:36 – Do some coursework reading
10:42 – Snacks
11:00 – Host the 2nd Annual Ladies' Digestive Yogurt Commercial Awards
11:30 – Band practice via iPad FaceTime
11:50 – Sign some checks. Try putting “Dr.” before name.
12:00 – Brunch with Richard Prince
12:30 – Lunch with Richard Prince painting
12:40 – Lunch weed
12:50 – Shoot Shake Weight infomercial ironically
1:04 – Photoshoot with Terry Richardson, bring taxidermy
1:20 – Learn to whistle
1:30 – Chuckle break
2:00 – Record album of whistling. Steve Martin?
2:30 – Guffaw break
2:35 – Start a t-shirt company with Bryan Greenberg?
2:38 – Fuck the patriarchy
2:40 – Donate a bench to the MoMa, give Quentin Crisp's name
3:00 – Cuddle with kittens
3:10 – Awww
3:12 – Brainstorm new ways to be sexually subversive
3:15 – Shit-eating grin break
3:30 – Homework
4:00 – 7:00 – Nap
7:00 – Host the 10th Annual Best Shade of Blue Awards
7:20 – Read a chapter of Das Kapital, aloud
7:23 – Lollipops?
7:25 – Grin break
7:30 – Apply to PhD programs in London. Physics, biology?
7:45 – Google self. Art project?
8:05 – Hahahahahahaha?
8:30 – Host the 145th Annual Award Show Awards
9:00 – Dinner weed
9:15 – Question sexuality
9:20 – Me time
10:00 – Join Kalup Linzy, Chloe Sevigny and Gary Busey for opening of new underground club in the F train tunnel
10:15 – Shoot Shake Weight infomercial unironically
10:30 – Skype session with long-term girlfriend
10:31 – Double check on long-term girlfriend's name
10:40 – Think about Art
10:50 – Write a novella. Themes of boyhood and homosexuality?
11:00 – Dessert weed
11:10 – Universe: real?
11:15 – Phone call with Stephen Hawking
11:20 – Phone call with Mom
11:30 – Challenge kid from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark to a duel
11:40 – Question sexuality
11:50 – Stand-up comedy? Look into it.
12:00 – Wayward stare break
12: 30 – Eyes closed, satisfied grin, drool pooing around lips break
1:00 – What is Time?
1:30 – Invite Kalup Linzy, Chloe Sevigny, Gary Busey and Susan Sarandon over for midnight snack weed
2:00 – Sex
2:20 – Take up the theremin
2:30 – Sleep, dream about writing down dream in dreams.

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Kara DioGuardi Refuses to Go Away

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 10:39 AM PDT

Although I thought that the way American Idol fired judge Kara DioGuardi was kind of cold, I agreed with their choice to let her go – Kara was long-winded, annoying, and kept turning every critique into a story about herself. However, getting canned from Idol has not caused her to go away and stop bothering me. In the past three months she has:

  • Released a memoir where she admitted she was once date-raped by a music producer
  • Started hosting Platinum Hit, a competition show for singer-songwriters, with Jewel
  • Announced that she’s doing a stint as Roxie in the Broadway revival of Chicago

Look, even if I don’t love every song she’s written (I still feel sorry for poor Kris Allen having to warble “No Boundaries”), Kara is a damned successful woman. She has worked with everyone from Christina Aguilera to Meat Loaf to Pink, and she owns her own entertainment company. She could probably quit working today and never have to worry about money again, which is a testament to her talent and hard work. But she is unfailingly terrible at being on television, and it’s depressing to watch an otherwise-accomplished woman act like a teenager every time she gets within ten feet of a camera. The famous “Bikini Girl” incident on the American Idol season 7 finale wasn’t cute, it was embarrassing – no, Bikini Girl couldn’t sing and was relying on her body to get by, but Kara going up on stage to humiliate her in a bikini of her own just made her look desperate for approval. Kara, go swim in your piles of money and enjoy the rest of your life without needing to be on more mediocre TV shows, kay?

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Made in Manhattan: What Was Your First Job?

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 09:38 AM PDT

What do a rebellious cat-sitter, art school model, and doctor’s assistant all have in common? They all grew up to work for B5Media websites.

In this episode of Made in Manhattan, you’ll see the humble origins of people who now work for Crushable.com and its sister sites. You never know where people come from, so watch the video to see more about the diverse pasts of some of your favorite writers and editors.


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How to Keep the ‘Glee’ Kids on TV After they Graduate from McKinley High

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 11:11 AM PDT

Glee creator Ryan Murphy has said that Rachel, Finn and the rest of the gang will be graduating at the end of season three because “you can’t stay in high school forever.” Ha! It’s like he’s never watched TV. Maybe Mr. Murphy can learn a thing or two from the writers of these high school dramas. Because they sat down in a meeting, looked at each other and thought, what would Boy Meets World be without Shaun and Corey?, Buffy without Xander and Willow?. The answer: hollow, empty, shells of TV shows. And if Glee were to become a hollow shell, there’d be a damn echo to deal with as well.

And if he wants some more suggestions on how to keep the Gleeks together, he can check out College Candy’s forever young cast list.


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’9 Lives of Chloe King:’ 5 Great Things, 3 Annoying Things, and One Frustrating Thing

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 08:55 AM PDT

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The 9 Lives of Chloe King shows in its second episode that it’s got a lot going for it, even if it’s got some boring crap attached to it as well.

Great: Xavier's death gets closure

First things first: turns out Chloe King is a legit “trying to be a superhero” show. My feminist side is very happy about this. Another thing is, they seem to be a good superhero show, going for the one thing other shows like Smallville and Merlin tend to forget: consistency. Not only does Chloe remember the death of someone in a past episode, she strives to right the wrong she inadvertently caused. Plus, that death is treated with the weight expected of it (although it was weird that he got a huge bit on the front page of a newspaper—what kid is reading newspapers these days?)—which is nonexistent in the aforementioned shows, where Clark's girlfriend can die one episode and he can be happy-go-lucky the next. Plus, I love how Gabriel was inspired by Chloe and even though she eventually saved him, he was already saving himself.

Annoying: Archetype v. making it all up

Okay. I know there aren't that many shows about catwomen. Well, at least, not that many where the girl actually has the powers of a cat—Catwoman was just really into a pun on "cat burglary." But Chloe's random empathy with Gabriel was…random, and, while that's not bad for a supernatural show, it was also unexplained.

Great: Chloe's friends are adorable, even if they are archetypical sidekicks

Amy is supportive and happy and goes on fashion show thingies with Chloe. I don't know how she does that, my friends and I have never achieved that level of capitalist-produced happiness—we just hoard bunch of clothes and try them on all individually and when we get home we look at each other's purchases and go, "Ahhh, well that's certainly your style." Meanwhile, Paul is the superhero friend who is super excited about his friend being a superhero. Like, “yay, you get powers, it's like a comic book! Soooo coooool.” My problem with these characters is I feel like they just don't get the proper amount of jealous about these things. If my non-science fiction loving friends suddenly got powers and I didn't, I would be so mad, I'd probably try and become a supervillain just because.

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Pop Culture Pop Quiz: Courtney Stodden’s Parent or Joe Simpson?

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 08:20 AM PDT

Courtney Stodden’s parents signed a paper allowing their sixteen year old daughter to marry a man more than three times her age. Joe Simpson likes to talk about his daughter Jessica Simpson‘s boobs. All three are creepy, but each has their own, individual creepy voice. Can you match these quotes to the correct parental creeper?

1."Every father can only pray to have such a man behind their daughter.”

2. “She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!”

3."She has real breasts, real lips, she's not plastic."

4.”She’s going to be a huge movie star: She’s like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth.”

5.”[Daughter] was a virgin when she married [husband]. She is a good Christian girl.”

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Become Our Facebook Fan, Enter To Win ‘Pretty Little Liars’ First Season DVD And Soundtrack

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 08:20 AM PDT

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Posted: 22 Jun 2011 08:15 AM PDT

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