Monday, June 20, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.20.11

Posted: 20 Jun 2011 01:45 PM PDT

   
Yup. My mind just melted. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where today’s specials are Miley Cyrus keeping it trashy for Jesus, January Jones shopping in the boy aisle for Matthew Vaughn Jr., Adam Brody wants to be sad and bearded, too, and the exact moment I realize maybe these Jackass guys aren’t so bad Read More ...

Game of Bimbos: A Clash of Gold-Diggers

Posted: 20 Jun 2011 12:41 PM PDT

   
Crystal Harris was supposed to marry Hugh Hefner on Saturday, yet broke off the wedding earlier in the week to make a quick buck, so of course, she immediately used her new “celebrity” status as Hugh’s runaway bride to help Heidi Montag host a pool party on the day she cost her wedding guests thousands Read More ...

Bristol Palin is Accusing Levi Johnston of Rape

Posted: 20 Jun 2011 11:56 AM PDT

   
Excerpts from Bristol Palin’s memoirs have been released and surprisingly very little people are concerned with the fact that a.) someone published Bristol Palin’s memoirs and b.) she pretty much accuses Levi Johnston of raping her virginity away because that’s the only way a good, Christian-raised girl would have sex out of wedlock. Us Magazine Read More ...

Katie Holmes in a Bikini is Probably Dying

Posted: 20 Jun 2011 10:15 AM PDT

   
Here’s Katie Holmes in Miami over the weekend where her stomach looks like this which proves Tom Cruise uses it to ride dirt-bikes on as I’ve always suspected. That, or the Thetans trying to flee her body decided to audition for the role of Pruneface in the Dick Tracy reboot. I should probably wait for Read More ...

Lady Gaga Wears a Blue Merkin Now, Of Course

Posted: 20 Jun 2011 09:36 AM PDT

   
And now back to the important news. Lady Gaga performed at the Much Music Awards last night and demonstrated her keen, almost genius attention to detail by making sure the massive pubic wig sticking out of her pants matched her hair color. Had it been red, I’d think we can all agree this would’ve been fucking Read More ...

Taylor Momsen Almost Looks Normal and Other News

Posted: 20 Jun 2011 09:35 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Amy Winehouse’s week in rehab might not have been long enough. No kidding? - Remember last week when I said Lady Gaga almost killed Clarence Clemons? About that… - Prince Harry is ’bout to bust a cap up in this bitch. - Miley Cyrus‘ underboob apparently causes hyperventilation. Read More ...

‘Jackass’ Ryan Dunn Dies in Car Crash

Posted: 20 Jun 2011 07:43 AM PDT

   
Around midnight last night Jackass and Viva La Bam star Ryan Dunn (left) posted the above photo to his Twitter account. Three hours later, he was pronounced dead in a car accident. TMZ reports: 34-year-old Dunn appeared in all of the “Jackass” movies — famously shoving a toy car into his rectum in the first flick Read More ...

Steven Spielberg Fired Megan Fox From Transformers, And She’s in a Bikini

Posted: 19 Jun 2011 11:59 PM PDT

   
It’s been over a year since the announcement that Megan Fox wouldn’t star in Transformers: Dark of the Moon after the first two films made her a household name, and since then she’s claimed she quit because Michael Bay is a genius/horndog while other reports suggested he fired her because she compared him to Hitler. Read More ...
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