Friday, June 17, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.17.11

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 02:18 PM PDT

   
And that’s a week, folks. Stay tuned for The Most Important People on The Internet in its normal Saturday time slot followed by a review of Green Lantern whenever I can spare two hours that I’d normally spend pretending I’m not gonna lie on the couch all weekend. On that note, Photo Boy refused to Read More ...

Katie Holmes: An Inspiration to Women Everywhere

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 01:20 PM PDT

   
Here’s Katie Holmes at last night’s Women in Film Crystal + Lucy Awards which has honored individuals since 1977 who “through their perseverance and the excellence of their work in film, have helped to expand the role of women within the entertainment industry.” So, naturally, they chose to honor the lifeless robot whose career was Read More ...

Geri Halliwell in a Biki- WHAT THE HELL?

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 12:15 PM PDT

   
“Dear, what are you- okay, you’re cupping mummy’s breasts. And just standing there, not saying a word, good gracious. Um, my, this is awkward. Listen, sweetie, when a mummy loves a daddy.. type-person very much but hasn’t made a pound since 1998, she visits a very special doct- please, don’t play them like bongos.” Photo: Bauer-Griffin Read More ...

Crystal Harris: ‘Hugh Had Other Women.’ You Don’t Say?

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 11:30 AM PDT

   
Found one. As part of her plan to cash in as hard as possible before people forget who she is come Monday, Crystal Harris is now saying she left Hugh Hefner because he has “other women” in his life. To hear her say it, it’s almost as if he crammed an entire mansion with them which Read More ...

Selena Gomez: ‘I Made Mistakes’

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 10:28 AM PDT

'Alright, you got me. He maple syruped into my taco. Now, can I sing my song about purity, or are you guys gonna be dicks about it?' 'Did I take my pre-natal vitamins?' 'You're not the one who had to try not to laugh at it, amirite?' 
For those of you playing the home game, here’s what Selena Gomez has admitted to in the past week that I’m not supposed to think are signs Justin Bieber immaculately put her baby in her: Friday: Nausea. Monday: Blood pressure issues. Tuesday: Low iron. Thursday: Junk food cravings. And now today? Making mistakes and keeping them to herself. Via People: “I’m Read More ...

Sarah Harding in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:45 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Jason Sudeikis doesn’t have to flaunt his penis for entertainment’s sake. - But The Avengers might take The Hulk in that direction. - Rebecca Black has done the most respectable thing since her career has started, if only inadvertently. - Jason Bateman had to awkwardly smile and give Ryan Reynolds Read More ...

‘Entourage’ Wants Some Weiner In It

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:11 AM PDT

   
“So, how mad would you be if photos of my dick are lying all over the house? One to 10.” Because pursuing Charlie Sheen wasn’t evidence enough that the last season of Entourage is going to be all stunt-casting, creator Doug Ellin has already approached disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner for a cameo, according to The Read More ...

Karissa Shannon is Single

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:04 AM PDT

   
Conveniently on the heels of Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris calling off their marriage, Karissa Shannon has moved back into the Playboy mansion and kicked Pete Ross to the curb, according to TMZ: According to sources connected with the ex-couple, Karissa pulled a cruel bait-and-switch before she dumped the actor. First, she told Jones she needed to Read More ...

Britney Spears Needs to Stop Touring

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 07:22 AM PDT

   
“Yup, she’s smuggling bacon again. Sonofabitch.” Britney Spears launched her Femme Fatale tour in Sacramento last night, and I seriously don’t get how the state allows her parents to shove her onstage like this. How is this legal, but I can’t have a diner staffed entirely by people with Down’s Syndrome? (You bet your ass I Read More ...
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