Saturday, June 25, 2011

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Video Gallery: 9 Hysterical Recut Movie Trailers

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 10:22 AM PDT

Ever wondered what West Side Story would be like as a zombie movie? Or what Good Will Hunting would look like as a conspiracy thriller? How about Taxi Driver as a rom com? We’ve got your answers here! These nine movie trailers have been recut to make their genres seem like something else– and believe you me, they are HILARIOUS. Take a peek and see what’s in store!

1) Scary Mary
This is the granddaddy of them all: The Mary Poppins trailer recut in such a way as to turn the charming magical nanny into a horror that will keep even the bravest of souls awake at night. Although, come to think of it, Mary Poppins was pretty trippy to begin with, so maybe this one isn’t too far off the mark… Anyway, a word of advice: Don’t let her near your children.

2) Shellback Mountain
Shortly after the release of Brokeback Mountain, innumerable parody trailers hit the interwebs, including a Star Trek one, a Star Wars one, and a Back to the Future one. My personal favorite, though, is Shellback Mountain, the tragic tale of two Turtles of Teenage Mutant Ninja variety and their forbidden love. We’re going to ignore the fact that they’re also brothers, because that’s just icky.

3) One and a Half Man
What would Game of Thrones look like if it was a buddy comedy? Probably something like this, starring everyone’s favorite dwarf and his sidekick sellsword. Click through to watch it here.

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Twitter Roundup: Celebrities Respond to New York Marriage Equality Ruling

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 10:20 AM PDT

Last night, New York politicians voted to make gay marriage legal, becoming the sixth US state to do so. But what do the famous people think?

The 30 Rock star, who recently expressed interest in running for Mayor of New York City, praised Sex and the City actress Cynthia Nixon for all the hard work she and her partner, Christine Marinoni have done for LGBT rights.

Steve Martin, on the other hand, just wanted to put a ring on Alec Baldwin. Get in line, dude.

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17 Delicious Geeky Baked Goods

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 08:50 AM PDT

It’s a simple equation: Geekery + pastry = AWESOME. Have your geek and it too with these incredibly creative cookies, cakes, and other assorted tasties. Who else wants to go take over their local bakery now? I do, I do!

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Video: An ‘Inception’ Reception

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 07:15 AM PDT

Ever since Inception came out, it’s been a trend to Inception-ize the most common, everyday things: Cats, My Little Ponies… and now wedding receptions. The Mary Sue recommends that you watch this video at least until the 1:30 mark. They are absolutely correct. And before you ask, yes, this IS from someones ACTUAL WEDDING RECEPTION. Furthermore, they did, in fact, arrive by helicopter. Just make sure to keep an eye on that spinning top– or ring, as the case may be

[Via The Mary Sue]

INCEPTION / RECEPTION from Loyd Calomay Films on Vimeo.

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Parting Tweet: Comedian Rob Delaney on Actors

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 03:35 PM PDT

Possible Reasons That Ron Artest Is Changing His Name to Something Stupid

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 03:19 PM PDT

We don’t get it — it’s not like Ron Artest is a celebrity kid who was saddled with an awful name like Jermajesty. And yet, the L.A. Lakers player has just filed a name change request. Henceforth he would like to be known as — wait for it — Metta World Peace. (It’s not even an Internet-culture joke: “Metta” means goodwill, which makes his new moniker rather redundant if you ask us.)

Often when you hear about celebrities and name changes, it’s people like Allen Stewart Konigsburg trading in his mouthful of a name for Woody Allen, or Norma Jean Parker shedding her Midwestern past to embody Marilyn Monroe. That said, Artest is not the first person to take the leap for an inexplicably weird new name. While he hasn’t given any reasons for the decision, we’ve looked at other notable name changes for possible leads.

Money. In 1999, North Carolina school teacher Jennifer Briggs proudly agreed to change her name to Obi-Wan Kenobi. This move was not to impress her geeky students, but rather to win $1,000. You see, it was part of a radio promotion for Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. (Personally, I would’ve gone with Padme Amidala if given the choice.) Her request was denied, probably because the naming officials realized that she didn’t have the most honest of intentions.

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Questionable Choices: Fergie Wears a Black Flag Shirt

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 02:38 PM PDT

Great, now we’ve gotten it into heads that there needs to be a Black Flag/Black Eyed Peas supergroup. The Black Eyed Flags, obviously. Henry Rollins will sing “Big Girls Don’t Cry” while Fergie sits on stage and cries. Seriously, what the hell is she doing wearing this thing?

“Thirty-five dollars and a six-pack to my name, and also millions of more dollars and some Cristal.”

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Fan Service: This Japanese Pop Group’s Perfect (Fake) Woman Could Lose a Lot of Fans

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 02:15 PM PDT

I don’t really get Japanese pop culture’s affection for schoolgirls and girl bands, but the phenomenon you see in this video is pretty universal: AKB48′s newest member Eguchi Aimi is impossibly beautiful, because she’s not real. My first thought was “Robot!”, but no, she’s actually a digital composite of all of the other band members. Eguchi’s fans — some of which were harboring real crushes on the star — were stunned upon discovering the truth, thanks to this leaked making-of video.

The reveal is a huge breach of trust. No matter the culture, fans invest energy, money, and affection into a performer. Especially in the case of music, they believe that she can encapsulate their troubles and insecurities into music or other forms of art. The person is an aspirational figure, either in looks or personality; she represents what fans wish they could be. Imagine finding out that Lady Gaga is actually a composite of Madonna, Mariah Carey, and Ginger Spice. You’d be pretty rattled, too.

It’s unclear if the people behind the Eguchi illusion intended to be found out, because the video links you to a site where you can “make your own AKB48 idol.” It’s all in Japanese, but the process is easy: Transplant the desired eyes, cheeks, lips, eyebrows, chin, and face shape to make… An uttainable standard of beauty that you’ll hold yourself to? A fake girlfriend? An imaginary friend?

I have to imagine that the ability to empathize with someone like Eguchi is gone. Even if you could draw on the argument that much of the media we see is manufactured, the emotional aspect is just gone. Eguchi may look sexy, sisterly, or whatever you need her to be, but she’s empty inside.

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‘Challenge’ Star CT Tamburello’s Brother’s Murderer Is Convicted

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 02:03 PM PDT

On this week’s premiere of The Challenge: Rivals, Chris “CT” Tamburello talked briefly about the fact that his older brother had been murdered. Vinny Tamburello was shot and killed in 2008 – as CT worded it, “he was shot in the back.” Last month, a jury in White River Junction, Vermont convicted Kyle Bolaski guilty of Vinny’s murder.

After three hours of deliberation, a Windsor Superior Court jury yesterday found Kyle Bolaski guilty of second-degree murder, rejecting his claim that he shot Vincent Tamburello in self-defense during a 2008 melee at a softball field in Chester, Vt., that was witnessed by dozens of people.

"I can’t explain how it feels to have victory for our son, justice for Vinnie, finally," Tamburello’s father, Vincent Tamburello, said outside the courthouse, holding a photograph of his son. "I never thought, three years ago, that we’d be here. I would never give up on Vinnie, my family would never give up. We knew they killed our son."

I hope that CT and his family are able to get some closure now that the trial is over.

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Gallery: Celebrities at Glastonbury

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 01:05 PM PDT

It’s Glastonbury time! When the Brits do an outdoor music festival, they replace sundresses and flip-flops with hoodies and Wellington boots. They also serve tea and crumpets and politely applaud at the end of each performance.

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