Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.22.11

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 02:00 PM PDT

   
“He’s gonna be a soccer player!” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Paris Hilton has figured out the best way to let all YOU guys out there know that she’s ready for penis ASAP!, Whitney Port who apparently challenged LeAnn Rimes to a “Race You To Osteoporosis Contest”, as well as John Travolta squiring Read More ...

I Don’t Even Know Miley Cyrus Anymore

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 01:15 PM PDT

   
A long time ago, Miley Cyrus used to be a budding young artist who always performed her own vagina diddles. But apparently she pays backup dancers to do it now because she’s “Hollywood,” to which I say, what the fuck, Miley? It supposed to be about the diddles! I hate you! *takes out slam book, Read More ...

Police: Ryan Dunn’s B.A.C. Was .196, Over Twice Legal Limit

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 12:08 PM PDT

   
That was fast. TMZ reports: West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll told the Daily Local News … Dunn’s B.A.C. was .196 … nearly two-and-a-half times the legal limit in Pennsylvania, which is .08. Carroll added, “No other substances were found in his blood other than the alcohol.” In before someone says: “God, don’t the police realize someone Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan is Giving Exclusive Interviews During Her House Arrest

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 11:21 AM PDT

 
In between parties, shooting commercials, trying to escape and making bikini movies, Lindsay Lohan somehow found time to indulge Life & Style with an interview about how really, really hard house arrest is, and that it’s taught her a lesson. For real this 18th time. On the sacrifices: “I was really upset not being able to go Read More ...

Chris Brown is Sending Rihanna Photos

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 10:19 AM PDT

   
Chris Brown apparently pulled an Anthony Weiner the other day when he openly tweeted Rihanna “you got that pic I sent you?” instead of Direct Messaging her. But before it was deleted, the tweet was screencapped by MediaTakeOut.com who’s now claiming the photo is of the penis variety: Well now, we have evidence that Chris was Read More ...

George Clooney Dumped Elisabetta

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 09:35 AM PDT

   
“Why did I make-a his orange juice wrong? Stupido, stupido!” Less than two weeks ago, Elisabetta Canalis was quoted in an Italian magazine that she’s going to marry George Clooney which was more than he needed to bring this story to its inevitable ending. (He would’ve also accepted: It’s Wednesday, and he’s George Clooney.) People reports: “We Read More ...

The ‘True Blood’ Season 4 Premiere and Other News

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 09:03 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Tom Hanks makes a mockery of Spanish television. - That little kid that Madonna stole from Africa is all growed up. - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie know the appropriate way to deal with raising six kids. - Ryan Dunn truly was taken too soon. - Hilary Duff is Read More ...

Katy Perry’s in Rolling Stone Again

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 08:30 AM PDT

   
And now for something completely non-depressing: Those. Katy Perry appears in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, and it looks like she actually took my advice to heart from last year’s spread which is entirely how I’m going to read this and justify honking her breasts if I ever see her in public. I’ve awakened you! “It Read More ...

Bam Margera Brought a News Team to Ryan Dunn’s Crash Site

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 07:55 AM PDT

   
Here’s what we know today about Ryan Dunn’s death: 1. Police have now determined his Porsche was traveling approximately 130 mph after an accident reconstruction team examined the crash site. 2. The “three beers and three shots” story along with Ryan looking “fine” before he left is the bar’s official talking point because Pennsylvania has a dram Read More ...
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