Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.28.11

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT

   
Suddenly I miss Nicole Eggert. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Johnny Depp and Snooki go to the same nail salon, Joe Jonas fooling exactly no one, irrefutable proof that I hate you and Michael Lohan making sure Lindsay isn’t doing drugs in the shower. “She wants us to think she’s just washing her Read More ...

Mac Gained 50 Lbs. For ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Just to Be Funny

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 01:19 PM PDT

   
Can we stop pretending he isn’t Haley Joel Osmont yet? No? Oh, alright… *kicks can* Apparently there’ve been some complaints about the cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia looking too skinny because people don’t understand that everyone in LA does absolutely nothing but workout and think of new ways to make jeans tighter. So, to Read More ...

Katie Holmes is Becoming Self-Aware

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 12:31 PM PDT

   
“Oh, he’s gay, haha! I get it now.” Seen here showing a wide range of emotions that suggest she’s more Thetan than alien race car driver now – *consults Dianetics* Nailed it. – Katie Holmes took the time from her own movie premiere to talk about how awesome Tom Cruise is or else he dresses Read More ...

Michael Bay: ‘I’m, Like, a True American’ (*Actual Quote)

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 12:30 PM PDT

   
Yesterday, I posted a link to GQ’s oral history of Michael Bay which I honestly didn’t read and skipped right to the Rosie Huntington-Whitely part. Well, explode my cock with C4, was that a mistake. Last night I actually took the time to read this thing, and Jesus Christ, is it full of Bayisms like Read More ...

Pat Robertson: ‘Gay Marriage Will Lead to Angel Rape’

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 10:23 AM PDT

  
…. Okay, maybe. When we last left Pat Robertson he was a pot-smoking hippie calling for the legalization of marijuana. Six months of adjusting his medication later, he’s back to the old Pat we all know and love. This time around he’s seeing David Tyree’s anarchy talk and raising him angel rape. Via Mediaite: This week, Robertson's Read More ...

Leopards Are Extinct Now and Other News

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 09:16 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Anna Paquin is cool with her husband Stephen Moyer biting fans’ tits which proves marriage can work after all. - Ben Affleck is directing himself again. - Jake Gyllenhaall was seen talking to Olivia Wilde. Conclusion: They’re banging. - Chloe Moretz has a natural ease in front of the camera. Read More ...

Hugh Hefner Has Two Girlfriends Now

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 08:20 AM PDT

   
“And no crust! Hurts my gums. Now someone turn up the phonograph, I’m feeble.” Hugh Hefner can’t seem to get enough of us kids and our newfangled Twitter-ma-tron and spent yesterday sending emoticons to his second girlfriend Shera Bechard (above) because apparently powdering him has become a two bimbo job again. “You promised me efficiency, Depends!” Read More ...

Jennifer Aniston Might Be Engaged

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 07:30 AM PDT

   
On Sunday night, a blurry Jennifer Aniston was spotted with what looks like a ring on her engagement ring finger while arriving at the Waldorf. Monday night, she’s spotted still wearing it outside The Daily Show although it’s clearly not a diamond ring, but some sort of gold ring with writing which is more than Read More ...

Shia LaBeouf: ‘Yes, I Banged Megan Fox’

Posted: 28 Jun 2011 06:29 AM PDT

   
Shia LaBeouf has been making a name for himself as the actor who’s not afraid to be completely honest in interviews which has mostly been contained to how shitty Transformers 2 and Indiana Jones 4 are. Until now. When asked if he banged Megan Fox on the set of the first Transformers, he admits to Read More ...
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