Monday, June 27, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.27.11

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 01:30 PM PDT

   
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve gathered up a shit-ton of celebrity pics from the weekend and slapped them together haphazardly for your viewing pleasure: January Jones had her baby shower which had to be all kinds of awkward because Matthew Vaughn didn’t RSVP, Maria Shriver has gone from Predator to the Read More ...

The First Time Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Met Michael Bay

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 12:00 PM PDT

   
Where have I seen this pose before… GQ.com just published “Blow-Up: An Oral History of Michael Bay, the Most Explosive Director of All Time” today which chronicles the work of the infamous pyromaniac disguised as a director. They’ve also made available outtakes including the first time Michael Bay met Rosie Huntington-Whiteley before being forced to give Read More ...

Jennifer Aniston Has a Tattoo Now

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 11:00 AM PDT

   
Jen’s To Do List 1. Wreck a home. 2. Get tattoos. 3. Abduct children. 4. Shit a baby into the water in Africa. (Check w/ gyno if still fertile.) If I were foreign, now would be a good time to hide my kid in the crawlspace. Photo: INFdaily, Splash News Read More ...

Charlie Sheen’s Last Goddess Quit

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 10:15 AM PDT

   
“But I tiger warlock beamed her F18 receptor… Had to be the Vatican.” Following in the snail trails of Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen’s final goddess Natalie Kenly has officially fled Clam Manor which is usually what happens when prostitutes get asked for a freebie. TMZ reports: Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last Read More ...

That’s Why Jennifer Love Hewitt is Important and Other News

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 09:30 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Mrs. Brady got crabs from the Mayor of New York. No, really. - Shia LaBeouf takes himself a little too seriously. - Elizabeth Hurley’s new man proves the theory: once a cheater, always a plastic-face drag queen. - Sara Jean Underwood in a bikini. - And these chicks Read More ...

When Friends Have Mommy and Daddy Parts: A Frank and Serious Discussion

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 08:35 AM PDT

 
“Welp, thanks for the sex. See ya! Doot do do doo…” Full Disclosure: I was asked by our sponsor to host a discussion where two bloggers provide the male – How ya doin’? – and female perspectives – The Frisky – on having “friends with benefits.” And if you haven’t already guessed the movie, it’s not Read More ...

BET Just Lost Its N-Word Pass

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 08:30 AM PDT

   
After giving the Bible Belt a coronary by appearing on the CMT Awards, the genre chameleon known as Justin Bieber was at last night’s BET Awards because apparently there’s nothing more street than a Canadian pop singer who looks like My Buddy. Then again, he is Usher’s Cracker Frankenstein, thinks being gay is a choice Read More ...

Hugh Hefner’s Gonna Make It

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 06:55 AM PDT

   
“This isn’t my oatmeal!” Here’s Hugh Hefner hosting his sixth annual Kandyland bash with his new girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund because I guarantee he’s just picking them like numbers at a deli counter now. “Whore-der #73! 73? You 73? I made a poop.” But while he spent the evening pretending he knows what year it is, Read More ...

Daniel Craig Married Rachel Weisz Already

Posted: 27 Jun 2011 06:00 AM PDT

   
Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz just started dating last November after she broke things off with Darren Aronofsky, and apparently they’re married already, according to Celebuzz: Rachel's rep confirmed to Celebuzz that the couple have indeed married, but did not provide any other details. The couple, who have been quietly seeing each other since November after Read More ...
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