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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.2.11
- Kim Kardashian’s Proposal Also Being Televised. Of Course.
- Lindsay Lohan’s Ankle Monitor Went Off
- Jennifer Aniston Topless Will Make You Thirsty For Intelligent Water
- New Blake Lively Photos Leaked
- Olivia Munn is Still Invited Places and Other News
- That’s Not Demi Moore…
- Justin Timberlake is Going To Die
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.2.11 Posted: 02 Jun 2011 01:45 PM PDT    “What if I threaten to burn her house down after she blows me? Nah, it’ll never work.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed filled with a cautionary tale about pregnancy (Your face really gets stuck like that. I’m a doctor.), the skeletonization of Alessandra Ambrosio and Justin Bieber flying (again) which isn’t at all a Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian’s Proposal Also Being Televised. Of Course. Posted: 02 Jun 2011 12:25 PM PDT    So, Kris Humphries is from Krypton. Is that how this works? The new promo for the sixth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians was just released and, of course, it features Kris Humphries proposing to Kim Kardashian in front of the cameras while they were in Mexico (above) because why would this have been anything Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Ankle Monitor Went Off Posted: 02 Jun 2011 11:20 AM PDT    “Must.. jam.. butter knife.. in.. green.. wire..” So, remember last year when Lindsay Lohan had to wear a SCRAM device and it went off every five minutes because she’s a fucking idiot? You’ll never believe how things are going with her house arrest. Via The LA Times: The “Mean Girls” actress is required to wear an ankle Read More ... |
| Jennifer Aniston Topless Will Make You Thirsty For Intelligent Water Posted: 02 Jun 2011 10:23 AM PDT    Here’s Jennifer Aniston posing “topless” for the latest Smart Water ads which, full disclosure, I’m entirely posting just so I can write “Jennifer Aniston topless” in the headline and watch you all try to fit through the door at the same time because that’s how deep I love, baby. On that note, I might’ve kept Read More ... |
| New Blake Lively Photos Leaked Posted: 02 Jun 2011 10:07 AM PDT    Apparently, the Nudie Hackers/Highly Advanced Publicists from the Future didn’t enjoy Blake Lively’s rep claiming the first set of nude photos are fakes, because now they’ve leaked more that are undeniably her (Or a twin she keeps in a trunk who I will gladly purchase.) holding the same exact phone, and took the liberty of Read More ... |
| Olivia Munn is Still Invited Places and Other News Posted: 02 Jun 2011 10:06 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Celebrities Without Makeup who don’t hunt with a cloak of invisibility. - Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller will now share the responsibility of ruining their children’s lives. - Jennifer Hudson will also be in The Three Stooges presumably as a sassy black woman, who throws pies… - Tyrese thinks God Read More ... |
| Posted: 02 Jun 2011 09:23 AM PDT    Lauren Conrad? Here’s Ashton Kutcher leaving the Roosevelt last night with a mystery blonde woman I’m going to assume isn’t Demi Moore unless her plastic surgeon is that good. Anyway, you’d figure Ashton Kutcher would’ve learned his lesson from the Brittney Jones fiasco, but let’s flowchart this bitch out: Say you just landed an insane sitcom Read More ... |
| Justin Timberlake is Going To Die Posted: 02 Jun 2011 08:15 AM PDT    Justin Timberlake can basically have sex with anyone he wants – I was about to say, “now that he’s single,” then caught myself – including Olivia Wilde and Mila Kunis, except Us Weekly would have you believe his penis fancies the soft, murderous touch of a Muppet on heroin because that happens: Justin Timberlake and Ashley Read More ... |
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