Thursday, June 9, 2011

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Am I Right Ladies? This is OUR Magnum Opus

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 10:30 AM PDT

As summer heats up, I'm always looking for quick ways to cool down and it turns out letting yourself into an ice cream truck counts as "breaking and entering." But can you really put a price on the sweet, sweet relief of imitation caramel hardened around a vanilla chocolate swirl and dipped in sprinkles? No, but apparently it does break down to exactly 150 hours of community service. WORTH IT, amirightladies?

Even if there isn't a citywide restraining order against you from the food truck association, it's always good to have a backup plan. Enter Magnum Ice Cream. Not your average Klondike, this brick of dairy dunked in creamy chocolate is a luxury treat available in Europe for years but only recently launched in the US. Trust me this is a 100% so-bad-for-you-its-good-but-really-its-bad-for-you-so-don't-eat-another-one-even-though-it-feels-so-right-oh-wait-you-already-unwrapped-it-you-may-as-well-take-a-bite-and-now-its-gone-no-regrets-except-a-few dessert that's bound to refresh you on the steamiest summer days.

It sounds like a condom and the commercials don't really try to convince you otherwise- but if you enjoy Magnums as much as the people in the commercials do (and I DO), you probably won't have any trouble not having sex. And I DON'T, amirightladies?

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The Daily WTF: This Man Is Married to This Mannequin

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 09:51 AM PDT

Shania Twain Falls at CMT Awards, Posts Cute Video Response

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 09:41 AM PDT

Last night, Shania Twain took an embarrassing spill at the Country Music Awards — not that anyone who didn’t watch the show would know it, because Viacom has blocked all the YouTube videos of the fall. Props to Twain for scrambling back to her feet and presenting Blake Shelton with the “Male Video of the Year”; and then posting a video response laughing it off.

In the video she posted to Twitter, Twain says, “I just made a complete fool of myself and experienced one of life’s most embarrassing moments” but assures fans that beyond a sore thumb, she didn’t hurt herself.

But she’s done with those tricky shoes: “I’m gonna auction off those shoes. I’m gonna get rid of them as soon as I can. I never want to see those shoes again! Or maybe I should keep them as a souvenir?”

Though she doesn’t address him, we’re assuming the man filming is her new husband Frederic Thiebaud, who was married to Marie-Anne Thiebaud, Twain’s former best friend who cheated with her then-husband Mutt Lange. It’s refreshing to see a Hollywood couple making a video that’s not a sex tape.

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Conspiracy Theory: Jonathan Groff the Actor and Jonathan Groff the Writer Are the Same Person

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 09:15 AM PDT

While rewatching How I Met Your Mother episodes with my boyfriend, I kept getting tripped up when I would see the name Jonathan Groff credited for writing certain episodes (“I’m Not That Guy”, “Everything Must Go”, “The Possimpible”). Surely the same kid who plays Jesse St. James on Glee couldn’t also be working in the HIMYM writers’ room? Turns out it’s a mistake — but IMDb doesn’t know the difference.

Groff’s IMDb page lists him as a writer on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, as well as the creator of The Jake Effect and Andy Barker, P.I. But the photo is of the 26-year-old Broadway and TV actor.

The thing is, for about the first act of that HIMYM episode, I was willing to believe that Groff the actor was moonlighting as a TV writer. After all, his Glee co-star Chris Colfer just sold a TV pilot to Disney and signed a two-book deal to write children’s books, the first of which is called The Land of Stories. And he’s only 21! Hollywood loves those Glee kids, so it’s not so preposterous that Groff could’ve freelanced for HIMYM.

But ultimately, the TV writer is a different person with the same name… or is he?

Surprisingly, it’s a Scrubs fan wiki that has the lowdown on Groff the writer — though not his age, which is strange. Also, the two of them look suspiciously similar. We’re all thinking it, I’m just going to come out and say it: An older Jonathan Groff from about 15 years in the future traveled back in time to start writing for The Jon Stewart Show in 1993, knowing that “he” would be born in 1985 and grow up to be an actor and singer… just as long as that path takes him to 2026, where he steps into that time machine. He gets to live two lives at once!

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The Facebook Tattoo Story Is a Hoax, Just Like Everything Else On the Internet

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 09:09 AM PDT

Yesterday, we posted a video of a girl who got all of her Facebook friends’ avatars tattooed on her arm. Fortunately for everyone, the story was confirmed today to be a hoax. Basically, the takeaway from this story is that everything on the internet is a scam. That story about the girl who quit her job via dry erase board? Fake. The picture of the cat whose owner painted it to look like Pikachu? It was photoshopped. The story about the Fox News ticker getting hacked? Probably a hoax. Basically, everything on the internet is fake except for Anthony Weiner‘s penis pictures.

We live in a culture where you choose which news channel to watch based on your own political leanings and where the best way to disagree with someone is to label them biased. So often, pundits like to point out that they’re stating real facts, thus negating the meaning of the words “real” and “facts.” Because the internet provides so many ways to obtain information, it’s easy to spend a couple of hours in a Google or Wikipedia wormhole and come out on the other side thinking we’re experts on something. Regular people now think they’re more knowledgeable than reporters, scholars, or other experts. I can’t have a conversation with a friend about a news story without someone replying, “Well, that’s not what really happened, because I heard…” The internet hasn’t necessarily made us smarter, but it has made us more willing to think we know the truth better than other people. We follow a celebrity on Twitter and think we have some sort of insight into their personality or that if they retweet us they’re our friend.

As someone whose job is to write things on the internet, I understand that I’m part of the problem. After all, I fell for the Facebook tattoo story too. And witnessing so many internet jokes, scams, and hoaxes, I’ve gone too far in the other direction. I assume everything is fake or – more often – some form of viral marketing. To be honest, there’s still a part of me that thinks Rebecca Black is either a creation of the CIA or somebody’s future-award-winning doctoral disseration in cultural studies. But even though so many of these stories end up being hoaxes, there’s one question I ask myself before vowing never to write about memes again: did I enjoy it? The girl-quitting-via-dry-erase story may not have been true, but it still made me laugh when I first read it. And shame on me for believing in it, but at least my shame was only witnessed by the burning embers of my laptop screen.

Many of the people who like to rail about the internet and how evil it is are people who often don’t understand how it works. Yeah, you shouldn’t just take some random dude’s Livejournal page at face value. But the internet is how people found out about Osama bin Laden’s death half an hour before President Obama addressed the country and how Iranian and Egyptian protesters were able to get the word out about what was going on in their cities. For every person who believes an article on The Onion is real and winds up on this blog, there’s another who learned something that they wouldn’t have learned otherwise. If you complain that the mainstream media isn’t covering a particular story enough, odds are good that you can find an outlet, however small or obscure, that is. And if there isn’t a publication covering the story you think is super-important, you can create your own blog and do it yourself. Or you can create your very own internet hoax where a girl quits her job while tattooing her arm with pictures of Pikachu Cat. Your call.

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Snap This: Kristen Stewart Is Sad

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 08:20 AM PDT

’16 and Pregnant’ Dad Zak Hegab’s Sister Says He’s a Great Dad Despite His Age

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 07:38 AM PDT

Yesterday, I recapped Kianna Randall‘s episode of 16 and Pregnant, which included Kianna considering adoption but deciding to keep the baby after her then-15-year-old boyfriend Zak Hegab said he didn’t want his child to grow up without a father as he had. Zak’s sister Aisha (who wasn’t in the episode) emailed Crushable to say that I had my perception of Zak totally wrong. Here’s what she had to say:

With all due respect, if you are going to call them facts, at least get them straight. First of all, our father wasn't around when Zak was growing up. His reasoning in wanting to keep the baby is because he WANTS to be a better father than ours was. Zak AND Kianna brought this baby into the world, and he wants to be a responsible father that is present in their child's life. Matter of fact, he clearly states that's the reason- not because he isn't capable of "emotional maturity". If that were the case, do honestly think he would have said that? Zak would do anything for his son, no matter how much he had to work, how much effort it took, or how tired he would be- hence the reference to our mother, and how she did it. We didn't live in the Taj Mahaal, but the three of us love our mother more than words can say. And we have had every opportunity imagineable. We went to a state recognized school district (and have stayed in that school district to this day), traveled (in and out of the country), participated in school events (band, sports, etc.), and much more. Being a parent isn't easy, single or with someone, but it is doable. And I guarantee you Zak is going to be an amazing father, regardless of his age. I know many mature adults, you pale in comparison to my brother as a dad. Of course it would be easier to give the baby up for adoption, but life isn't easy, and you can't always opt out of a situation. He has a family that loves and supports him. And Kay'Den hasn't been in need for one single, soliarty thing since the day he was born, or conceived, if you want to be technical. Secondly, there is no gender preference. Stating "my son" is a way of personalizing the FACT that they are/were going to have a boy. I've never met anyone who, after finding out the gender, refers to the baby in a universal manner (with respect to the sex). Zak would have loved the baby just as much if it had been a baby girl. Next, Kianna was admitted to the hospital on Friday, and Kay'Den was born the following Monday. Zak stayed there the entire time, and never left the hospital. I delivered food to them personally. And lastly, the only reason why Kianna felt like she was doing everything by herself, unless it was on the weekends, was because she never brought the baby over for the original schedule, which was alternating weeks. Nevermind the fact that Zak would go over there, ALL OF THE TIME, after he got out of class, and to this day still does.

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Interview: ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’s’ Teresa Giudice Is Launching Her Own Cocktail

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 07:25 AM PDT

Pictured: Teresa Giudice and Hannah Rose Siegel at the Aetrex event

Over the weekend, I had the pleasure of interviewing Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice, at the opening of the Aetrex store in Englewood, NJ. I thought I would have just one question for her: “Is bitch better?!” but found I had a few more. Teresa actually seemed incredibly down-to-earth in person; she drove herself to the event, parked right outside the store, and walked in without an entourage. Teresa was even prettier in person, and was friendly and eager to talk. After the interview, I decided to try the pizza at her husband, Joe Giudice’s, restaurant. There, I met his sister, brother-in-law, and mother, who were all working. His mother was very warm and sweet, and she sat and talked with me for awhile. She said people pronounce her last name “ju-dech,”ju-deh-chay,” or “ju-dice,” and I could use whichever I wanted. Also, the pizza was really good. All in all, my day confirmed my decision to be Team Teresa. Check out our interview below:

Your first cookbook, Skinny Italian, was so complete with all the recipes and personal anecdotes. How is Fabulicious different?

Fabulicious is a family cookbook and it has different recipes, pictures of the whole family, and great desserts.

Do you have any immediate or future business plans that you could share with us?

Yes; I’m coming out with my own adult beverage. It’s a Bellini and it’s going to be called a “Fabullini.” I’ve got a raspberry and peach. It’s Prosecco wine, peach purée, and raspberry.

I’ve always related to you, but I have especially so this season, with family issues. Have you gotten a lot of support or criticism this season?

Support. It’s really, really hard, you know?

On the show, Kathy gave a vague reason for the demise of her relationship with you. She said you said “family sucks.” Is there more to the story?

Yeah, I never said that. To me, family is always so important. I’m the one who always kept the family together, because family is the most important thing to me. There was a period in our lives, me and Kathy [Wakile], when we didn’t speak, you know, when we were younger. So when I got married to my husband, and had children, I made it a point to make sure to hang out with Kathy. Me and Kathy were like sisters. And then it was weird; her husband always kept cracking on me and that gets old after a while. It’s okay in the beginning, okay, fine, you’re funny, but then after a while, it gets really old.

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