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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.9.11
- Scarlett Johansson Wants Sean Penn To Have All This Sexy Again
- Return of The Pippa Middleton Butt Hour
- Gwyneth Paltrow is Here, Gay People. You’re Safe Now.
- Michelle Rodriguez Wore a Bikini Again
- I Want To Be Salma Hayek’s Sunglasses and Other News
- Hayden Panettiere’s New Boyfriend Seems Nice
- Kim Kardashian Sent ‘Very Personal’ Photos to Bret Lockett
- Justin Bieber Was at The CMT Awards?
- VIDEO: Nicolas Cage’s Son Getting Destroyed By His Trainer
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.9.11 Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:30 PM PDT    Jesus. Someone got a new prescription. “SMILING’S FUN WHEN IT HURTS!” *grinnnnn* Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a remarkably jam-packed edition, I might add, that I don’t even know where to start. Matthew McConaughey’s bulge? Tom Cruise showing up to the Super 8 premiere presumably in search of said bulge? Leighton Meester’s twenty-five-head? Kirstie Read More ... |
| Scarlett Johansson Wants Sean Penn To Have All This Sexy Again Posted: 09 Jun 2011 02:20 PM PDT    “Blargh.” Here’s Scarlett Johansson on location for The Avengers in New Mexico this morning and looking like absolute hell which isn’t going to win Sean Penn back. Oh, yeah, that’s happening. Us Weekly reports: On June 4, the Avengers star didn’t seem ready to give up on their unlikely romance. At Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards in Read More ... |
| Return of The Pippa Middleton Butt Hour Posted: 09 Jun 2011 01:13 PM PDT    After subjecting you to the scorn of British asses, the least I can do is regale you with its pride, so here’s Pippa Middleton walking in Chelsea today as global stock markets are literally made and broken based on the curvature of her butt. It’s getting that out of hand. In the meantime, every single Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is Here, Gay People. You’re Safe Now. Posted: 09 Jun 2011 12:23 PM PDT    “Except the poor ones. HIYEEE!” Because she’s been on Glee once, Gwyneth Paltrow is an expert on gays now and dedicated today’s GOOP newsletter where she tackles homophobia’s roots in The Bible while offering up an anecdote that she expects you to believe didn’t end with her beating Apple with a riding crop for communing with Read More ... |
| Michelle Rodriguez Wore a Bikini Again Posted: 09 Jun 2011 11:06 AM PDT    Here’s Michelle Rodriguez in Spain today where she managed to keep her butt crack in check making me immediately question the importance/necessity of these photos. While my need for pageviews says, “Berkinis!” my heart whispers, “No ass crack?” as it looks forlornly out the window, a solitary tear trailing slowly down its left ventricle. It may Read More ... |
| I Want To Be Salma Hayek’s Sunglasses and Other News Posted: 09 Jun 2011 10:36 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Flo Rida got a DUI. - If this beard isn’t obscuring a penis, then this isn’t really a Sacha Baron Cohen film. - George Clooney breaks up with Elisabetta Canalis in 3..2..1… - James Franco just wore out his welcome. - But Stacy Keibler can stay. - Miss Read More ... |
| Hayden Panettiere’s New Boyfriend Seems Nice Posted: 09 Jun 2011 10:35 AM PDT    Apparently reports of Hayden Panettiere dating Marc Sanchez of the New York Jets were only slightly wrong because it turns out she’s actually dating his childhood friend, and now teammate, Scotty McKnight. So of course it wasn’t long until this May article from the New York Post turned up: McKnight, a former Colorado receiver and boyhood Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Sent ‘Very Personal’ Photos to Bret Lockett Posted: 09 Jun 2011 09:02 AM PDT    Yesterday, Kim Kardashian threatened to sue InTouch after they ran an interview with New England Patriots safety Bret Lockett who claimed she cheated on Kris Humphries with him. This prompted Bret to call into TMZ and claim he has “concrete proof” to back up the story: Lockett claims he has phone records, text messages and very Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Was at The CMT Awards? Posted: 09 Jun 2011 08:05 AM PDT    Apparently you can just rent this kid for the night. If only Michael were alive to see this… Justin Bieber recently recorded a song with Youth Pastors in Eyeliner Rascall Flatts which necessitated his attendance at last night’s CMT Awards, so of course, he showed up looking like a white kid trying to fit in at Read More ... |
| VIDEO: Nicolas Cage’s Son Getting Destroyed By His Trainer Posted: 09 Jun 2011 05:00 AM PDT    Yesterday morning, it was reported that Nicolas Cage’s son Weston flipped out on his personal trainer at a Hollywood restaurant only to end up arrested and placed on 5150 psychiatric hold when he failed to land a roundhouse kick. What was not known at the time was just how epically Weston had his ass handed Read More ... |
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