What Would Tyler Durden Do |
- January Jones seems nice
- Victoria Silvstedt is itchy
- Headlines, with the benevolent Sacha Baron Cohen
- Selena Gomez is in the hopsital
- Russell Crowe: “circumcision is barbaric and stupid”
- Tracy Morgan would kill his gay son
| Posted: 10 Jun 2011 03:32 PM PDT January Jones is a mean, icy, selfish bitch, and yet, despite being several months pregnant, she still has a really nice ass and today she wore yoga pants. And now I totally forgive her and would put up with her. Being a guy really sucks sometimes. (image source = fame and [...] |
| Posted: 10 Jun 2011 01:46 PM PDT Victoria Silvstedt had a bit of a wedgie in Monaco yesterday, and it was a chilling reminder about the dangers of wearing a bikini. If you’re a hot girl with big boobs, please, don’t be a hero, don’t risk it, just take your clothes off. Putting on a bikini is like playing [...] |
| Headlines, with the benevolent Sacha Baron Cohen Posted: 10 Jun 2011 01:26 PM PDT TRACY MORGAN - has now apologized for his remarks about gay people that he made in concert on June 3rd. That he’s apologizing now, after the story broke, and not when he said this stuff 7 days ago can only mean that he really wanted to get the apology just right. (the [...] |
| Selena Gomez is in the hopsital Posted: 10 Jun 2011 12:21 PM PDT Selena Gomez has an image as a nice sweet girl, but she’s 18 and her mom is 33. Meaning she got pregnant with Selena at 15. I don't know the specifics of how that happened but Latin girls can’t keep their pants on so I'll conclude that it's because she liked to [...] |
| Russell Crowe: “circumcision is barbaric and stupid” Posted: 10 Jun 2011 09:44 AM PDT Most celebrities and politicians only use twitter to troll for strange pussy, but Russell Crowe apparently uses his to talk about penises. More specifically, babys penises and their foreskin, and how they’re perfect just the way they are (his words, not mine). Or at least that’s what he was doing last night when [...] |
| Tracy Morgan would kill his gay son Posted: 10 Jun 2011 08:25 AM PDT This story needs to be prefaced by listening to Jay Mohr on Opie and Anthony telling a story about Tracy Morgan tricking him into smoking PCP and then taking his shirt off and punching a waiter at a club. Because Tracy Morgan is a crazy person. He’s genuinely insane. TMZ says… Morgan took the stage [...] |
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