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- You Missed A Spot. In Your Jugular. And Other News.
- Lindsay Lohan Settles E*Trade Suit
- Katy Perry Just Blew Some Little Kid’s Mind
- Snooki Doing Yoga
- Paris Hilton Upstaged Lindsay Lohan. For The Next 5 Minutes.
- Justin Bieber Went To Hooters
- That’s Not Joel Madden…
- Lindsay Lohan Went Out Celebrating
| You Missed A Spot. In Your Jugular. And Other News. Posted: 20 Sep 2010 03:45 PM PDT  - Lady GaGa will use her magic to repeal DADT. - Aubrey O’Day wants you to see her underwear. - Chyna pulls a David Hasselhoff. Complete with bullshit excuse! - Pete Ross is officially a porn star now. - Ben Affleck is back. Bring on Phantoms 2! - Kim Kardashian Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Settles E*Trade Suit Posted: 20 Sep 2010 02:44 PM PDT    While everyone feigns shock that there’s another warrant out for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest, I’m more amazed by the fact someone’s actually handing her money. Apparently her attorney managed to reach a settlement with E*Trade over a Super Bowl ad featuring a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay. TMZ reports: The terms of the settlement are confidential — but Read More ... |
| Katy Perry Just Blew Some Little Kid’s Mind Posted: 20 Sep 2010 12:30 PM PDT  Katy Perry apparently appeared on Sesame Street this morning to sing a PBS-friendly version of her song “Hot ‘N Cold,” yet I like how she still had to show 20 acres of cleavage even though it was hidden under mesh. Seriously, she couldn’t have pulled this one off in a T-shirt? As if Justin Bieber Read More ... |
| Posted: 20 Sep 2010 11:11 AM PDT    “We thought training the Ewoks in Eastern fighting styles might give us a tactical advantage ove Al Qaeda. Consequently, we ran into issues when their pickle rations dried up in the desert. The resulting mutiny was not… pleasant. On a quiet day, I can still smell singed fur and, provided the wind’s just right, Slim Read More ... |
| Paris Hilton Upstaged Lindsay Lohan. For The Next 5 Minutes. Posted: 20 Sep 2010 09:30 AM PDT    Despite Lindsay Lohan’s hunger for coke dominating the celebrity media, Paris Hilton’s plea deal managed to make a small peep this morning when she pled guilty to cocaine possession and obstructing an officer. Read: “Oh, this is my friend’s purse.” She was sentenced to 200 hours of community service and a year’s probation which means Read More ... |
| Posted: 20 Sep 2010 08:36 AM PDT  Justin Bieber made an impromptu appearance at a Canadian Hooters Saturday because he’s a raging pile of hormones combined with a millionaire and probably gets a call whenever he leaves his phone number next to the $50 tip for just one hamburger. (Should I have left shoes? What am I doing wrong?!) CTV News reports: Read More ... |
| Posted: 20 Sep 2010 07:36 AM PDT    Rumors that I was too lazy handsome to post about have been circulating all summer that Joel Madden has been cheating on Nicole Richie which probably explains these photos of her in Cabo yesterday casnorkeling with a mystery dude. However, she’s also there with Samantha Ronson, so for all we know this is just some Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Went Out Celebrating Posted: 20 Sep 2010 05:00 AM PDT    After word got out that Lindsay Lohan failed not just one, but two drug tests, she did what any responsible public figure would do in her situation: Tweeted a bunch of bullshit and then went out partying that very night (above). Although in her defense, she was supervised by the smartest man alive the entire Read More ... |
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