Friday, June 10, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.10.11

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 01:31 PM PDT

   
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I remember to end this thing correctly instead of with Kevin Sorbo. That was uncalled for. Today we’ve got Katie Holmes‘ demonstrating a slightly stronger tolerance to her medication, Bill Clinton contemplating how to repay Anthony Weiner for putting Democratic sex scandals back in the press and Read More ...

And Now a Compliment For January Jones

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 12:47 PM PDT

   
DAT ASS! *tips hat* Ma’am. I’ve been saying a lot of (true) things about January Jones lately: She can’t act, she’s a bitch, she sleeps with married men and then keeps the baby when he won’t leave his wife because she’s most likely Claudia Schiffer; the list goes on and on. But what I haven’t mentioned Read More ...

Peter Dinklage’s Seed is Strong

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 11:55 AM PDT

   
Ohmygod, look at his little mustache! *jumps up and down clapping* Since one good pregnancy story deserves another, Peter Dinklage and his wife are expecting their first child, so the least I can do is congratulate them in exchange for the dickish laughs I’ve gotten from him these past few months. Us Weekly reports: This will be Read More ...

Selena Gomez is Probably Pregnant

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 10:36 AM PDT

   
“You sure want ice cream a lot lately. Doot doot do…” Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital last night after taping The Tonight Show, and I’m no doctor, but her symptoms sound suspiciously like Justin Bieber ejaculated into her birth canal without a condom on during their Hawaiian getaway. TMZ reports: Sources tell us … Gomez Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez’s Sex Tape Looks Hilarious

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 10:26 AM PDT

   
Marc Anthony walked out of an interview with Univision on Wednesday after being asked about Jennifer Lopez’s ex Ojani Noa releasing a sex tape the two made on their honeymoon, but that’s not why I’m writing this post. If I’m watching this clip correctly, at one point during the “home movie” it looks like Jennifer Read More ...

Victoria Silvstedt Has An Itchy Bikini and Other News

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 10:25 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Black-Eyed Peas perform what I’m calling “Their Best Show Ever” in Central Park. - Jim Carrey takes the next logical step towards has-been by talking about his new passion, painting. - Nicole Kidman wore this in what I’m assuming was some sort of protest against Justin Bieber winning an award. Read More ...

Russell Crowe: ‘Stop Cutting Baby Penis’

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 08:27 AM PDT

   
“GIVE ME BACK MY SON(‘S FORESKIN)!” Apparently Tracy Morgan and Russell Crowe decided to star in a buddy comedy without telling anybody because while Tracy handled the gays, Russell gladiated the Jews this morning by tweeting and simultaneously outing himself as an Anne Geddes fan: Circumcision is barbaric and stupid. Who are you to correct nature? Is Read More ...

Tracy Morgan: ‘I Will Stab My Son in the Head if He’s Gay’

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 07:30 AM PDT

   
UPDATE: And here’s the predictable ending everyone saw coming, so I’m putting it first. Tracy Morgan just got uninvited to Gwyneth Paltrow’s house for macrobiotic paella this weekend because apparently he decided to reiterate that he believes homosexuality is a choice at a recent performance in Nashville. TMZ reports: According to reports, Morgan took the stage at Read More ...
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