This is what happens when CB is all "take the rest of the afternoon off!" and I'm all "Hey, I wonder if I can catch a matinee of The Town." Just so you know, it was totally worth the four bucks. And I don't regret missing this story, but I am chuckling with the richness of the schadenfreude. It seems our sweet little innocent crackhead actually tested POSITIVE for drugs last week, during her court-ordered, very mandatory drug testing.
Lindsay Lohan has failed a drug test in her criminal case … TMZ has learned. We’re told the court-mandated drug test in question occurred last week. According to the terms of Lindsay’s probation, she will get 30 days in jail for a positive drug test.
One source connected with Lindsay tells TMZ … “People with addiction problems don’t get better magically, and she’s really been making an effort to make herself better.”
And D.A. spokesperson Sandi Gibbons tells TMZ her office has not been “officially notified” of the test results and no court date has been set yet.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us she is saying it’s not true — insisting she has not failed, but we have confirmed it is indeed true.
Lindsay Lohan tested positive for cocaine last week and that is why she failed her drug test … sources tell TMZ
Sources close to Lindsay say she’s been telling friends she’s “getting her life together.” However, we’re also told, she’s surrounded herself with some “bad influences.”
Sounds about right. Flunked a drug test, tested positive for cocaine while still on probation and Blohan is still in f-cking denial. Much like the cokepants, I'm assuming that Lindsay's excuse will be THAT WASN'T HER PISS!!!! Can't you just hear it now? I patiently await Mother Crackhead to breeze out and tell us all how it's a huge conspiracy and how she's personally going to get Lindsay's urine FIRED. Sigh… I wish Judge Marsha was around right now. I would buy her a drink. Someone take away Lindsay’s car keys though - when she finds out she’s going back to jail for 30 days (or minutes, whatever), she’s going to run down another baby.
UPDATE: People Magazine's sources are saying that Lindsay failed the drug test too - and when almighty People Mag reports it, your firecrotch is in big trouble, bitch. People's source also says the failed test happened "in recent days." The DA has no comment, and neither does Lindsay's poor lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley. Meanwhile, Lindsay gave her official statement to Us Weekly: "I'm fine.” When asked about TMZ's reporting, she said: “They’re all nuts." And then she noticeably sniffed and rubbed herself and started playing with her swollen lips, looking shifty, and said, “Hey, do you know where I can score around here?” You know I’m right. And Lindsay's OTHER lawyer (?) Ed MacPherson tells Us Weekly,"I have no idea at this point whether or not there is any merit to this.” Let go and let God, Ed.
UPDATE: Early this morning (or late last night), TMZ updated their story on Blohan, saying that their sources are now claiming she failed at least TWO drug tests, and that she likely tested positive for cocaine once, but the other failed test came back positive for something else (CRACK?!?). Also - TMZ is playing the world's tiniest crack violin for Lindsay's career, saying that there is no way her new judge, Elden Fox, is going to let her leave LA to shoot Inferno, nor do any of the "career comeback" things she had lined up. No out-of-state travel for Firecrotch. Also: probably no one will ever insure her again. But the real dramz went down on her Twitter:
CB doesn’t even think Lindsay wrote that - and I agree. “Taking responsibility” isn’t in The Lohan Lexicon. And this came just hours after Blohan DENIED that sh-t to Gossip Cop and Us Weekly. So her first instinct is always to fall into her comfort zone of crack lies, and now she's going with her second instinct: make herself the victim. Oh, pity poor Lindsay. It must be so difficult to be a cokehead with a Maserati, forced to drive around hitting babies.
Raccoon McPantless has a new music video. Funny story: this is the second video for this song. The first one wasn't HARDCORE and PANTLESS enough. [Celebuzz] Nicole Kidman's director is trying to be nice about Nic's BotoxFace. [Agent Bedhead] Sacha Baron Cohen as Freddie Mercury? Sure, why not. [LaineyGossip] I swear, I thought Adam Lambert was Orly Bloom in these pics. [Dlisted] Lady Gaga thinks her new album will "change the world." Sure, why not. [PopBytes] Beth Holloway met Joran van der Sloot. [Bitten and Bound] The Romantics review: "like masturbating to an L.L. Bean catalog".[Pajiba] Miley Cyrus bitches out a pap. [Evil Beet] Stephen Moyer explains his Robert Pattinson slam, apologizes. [LimeLife] Recap of last night's Project Runway. [A Socialite Life] Ryan Reynolds may be a douche, but he can wear the hell out of a suit. [Pop Sugar] Coco & her sister's ass shots. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] Brit-Brit takes her boys to the mall, y'all. [ICYDK] Love these photos of the Beckhams! [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Jon Stewart announces "Rally to Restore Sanity". [PopEater]
Kelly Preston made a solo red carpet appearance last night at the Toronto Film Festival. She was premiering her film Casino Jack, which I'm not even going to look up. I noticed these photos earlier… she's gotten really big really fast, hasn't she? She looks like she due very soon, sooner than I was thinking. People Mag makes a big deal about how this was going to be her last red carpet appearance until she gives birth "to a baby boy." I could have sworn they confirmed they were having twin boys, right? Oh, nevermind - that was a tabloid story that they denied. So Kelly is just having one baby, a little boy.
Even with her late-fall due date swiftly approaching, Kelly Preston is not slowing down – with the glowing mom-to-be visiting Canada for one final public appearance before giving birth to a baby boy.
“It’s been very easy and so wonderful,” Preston, 47, told PEOPLE at Thursday’s Toronto International Film Festival premiere of her movie Casino Jack. “I’ve had no morning sickness and [the pregnancy] has gone by so quickly. I feel terrific.”
Dressed for the red carpet in a stunning black one-sleeve, off-the-shoulder, Marchesa sheer gown with dazzling jewels, Preston – without husband John Travolta – proudly showed off her baby bump and says she’s already started to count the days until her expected due date.
“John and I are completely ready. My daughter [Ella Bleu, 10] is very excited too,” she says. “I can’t wait for the day to come.”
Another date Preston is anticipating arrives in December, when Casino Jack goes into release. Starring opposite Kevin Spacey in the drama about former lobbyist and conman Jack Abramoff, Preston is marking her fulltime return to acting since the January 2009 loss of her 16-year-old son Jett.
“I’m thrilled to have been in this film, and I loved every minute of it,” says Preston. “I love this film because I hadn’t been in a movie in over a year, so it was nice to be back.”
"It's gone by quickly." I'll say. Now, I know a lot of doubted and still doubt whether Kelly's pregnancy is for real. Whether she's just wearing a pillow and the baby is being carried by a surrogate. I guess people think that because she's 47 years old? Or because her husband likes to bone dudes at spas? Well, call me Xenu, because I actually buy that she's pregnant. For real - this doesn't look like a Nicole Kidman-esque pillow baby to me, I think she's really knocked up. In any case, I wish her well, and I hope these last weeks/months are very healthy for her. Good luck, Kelly!
Radar Online, which has a close relationship with Octomom Nadya Suleman and has run multiple exclusive video interviews with her, is reporting that she’s about to go on welfare - again - in order to support the 14 children she had as a single unemployed parent through IVF. Nadya denied being on welfare when she first hit the scene despite relying on disability for three out of her six older children, using food stamps, and personally collecting over $165,000 in disability for an alleged back injury suffered at work that of course didn’t keep her from getting pregnant multiple times.
Now Nadya, who declared bankrupty two years ago, has predictably blown through whatever money she made doing interviews and selling family photos and is prepared to go back on welfare if she doesn’t score a reality show soon. While Radar claims her home is safe from foreclosure due to some legal reason, TMZ reports that she’s about to get foreclosed upon after missing mortgage payments and postponing a balloon payment that was due earlier this year.
Here’s Radar’s story on how she’s prepared to go on welfare, and you know they’re hearing it either from her or her nasty mom:
With 14 children and no income, Octo-Mom is going on welfare.
Since giving birth to octuplets, Nadya Suleman has supported herself by selling access to her life, but a TV deal that she hoped would turn into a reality series fizzled.
That failure was a huge blow to Suleman’s future and has left her in financial ruins, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.
“Nadya is running out of money very quickly,” a source close to the infamous mom told RadarOnline.com. “She’s still hoping to pull off a deal that will pay her a fortune but at this point it just doesn’t seem possible.”
Suleman was an infamous headline-generating national curiosity after giving birth to octuplets on January 29, 2009.
RadarOnline.com led the way in covering her chaotic life, documenting her struggle to raise 14 children, her brutal fights with her mother and the notoriety that led attorney Gloria Allred to head the quest for a guardian to be appointed for her children.
Now, however, the press attention has diminished and TV networks aren’t buying a reality series featuring Suleman.
A potential deal with the Game Show Network fell through, as RadarOnline.com was first to report.
“She was hoping for merchandizing deals, but those never came through,” the source said. “And she’s written a book but no publisher wants it.”
Meanwhile, Suleman has fallen behind on her mortgage payments again.
In April, the man holding her mortgage threatened to evict her when she fell behind.
That situation was resolved and as RadarOnline.com recently reported exclusively title to the house where Nadya lives was transferred to a company owned by her lawyer, Jeff Czech. (Nadya’s father bought the house.)
“Nadya has nannies and huge expenses raising 14 children,” the source said. “She needs a lot of money just to keep up with the basics. And now the income has dried up and she didn’t make enough in the past year and a half to live off of it.
“That money is gone and now she’s facing desperate times.
“Nadya will never come out publicly and say she’s going on welfare but everyone close to her and familiar with her situation knows that it’s going to happen very, very soon. She needs the money. She has no choice at this point.”
In January, Suleman’s ex PR rep claimed that she told him she had a whopping 11 embryos implanted in a bid to get rich and famous. I’m not surprised to see that it’s not entirely working out for her. She still has the option of doing that porn film that Vivid offered. They may have significantly reduced the $1 million payday they offered her last year, now that she’s a forgotten punchline.
Photos are of Octomom’s press conference for PETA from 9/15. Doesn’t she look like some sort of elfin creature?Credit: WENN.com
Someone had to say it! And thank God that someone is my best friend, Tim Gunn. Tim's "Bitches Better Recognize" Tour continues, and in today's chapter, Mr. Gunn takes on Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan and… Suri Cruise? I accept the criticisms of Gaga, because God knows, she loves it when we talk about her, and anyway, Tim only really says that she's just copying the meat dress from a trend in the 1960s. The Lohan criticism… well, I could just listen to him talk about Lindsay Lohan all day and night. I want him to talk about her weave. I want him to talk about her lips. But in the end, he only talks about her gig with Ungaro last year. Then comes the segue into Suri Cruise. While I agree with Tim on general principle (I'm always going to be Team Gunn), I'm not sure he should be going so hard on little Suri:
Lindsay Lohan may be working on getting her career back on track, but her venture last fall as the fashion director at Ungaro was ghastly, says Tim Gunn. The "Project Runway" mentor told Billy Bush and Kit Hoover on Thursday's Access Hollywood Live that Lohan's collection was a major fashion faux pas.
"Mr. Ungaro is dead and God knows he must have been rolling over in his grave, but I thought, this is one of the last couture houses left in this entire world. Lindsay Lohan is the creative director? How absurd is that!" Gunn told Bush and Hoover of the actress, who once served as a "Project Runway" guest judge. "It would be like asking, I don't know, like, asking Suri Cruise to pilot a fighter jet."
Speaking of Suri, Gunn, who just released his latest book, "Gunn's Golden Rules: Life's Little Lessons for Making It Work," fired off on the toddler's looks and her famous parents.
"Suri is, she's her mother and father's dress up doll and I feel in many ways she's a fashion victim and it's just very inappropriate," Gunn critiqued.
As for those kitten heels the 4-year-old has sported, Gunn said those don't work at all.
"I think it's unsafe too. She's a little kid and [she's] tottering around on these stilettos or quasi stilettos. It's really inappropriate and I feel bad for her in a manner of speaking," he said.
While he's critical of Suri's outfits and Lindsay Lohan's fashion gigs, Gunn is less concerned about Lady Gaga and her MTV Video Music Awards meat dress.
"Well, it's not fashion, it's a costume and it was meant to provoke, it did, people are talking about it, but do you really want to smell your costume," the former Parsons New School For Design faculty members said. "I mean, God only knows what it was like."
Gunn isn't sure though that Lady Gaga's fashion forays will continue to move people.
"I have great respect for her talents, I think that this way of presenting herself is going to grow tired and stale eventually, and if it's about shock value, what's next? The mind reels when you really think about where it could go," he said.
See, I think Tim was just bashing Katie and Tom for not saying "no" to Suri, or for even buying Suri those pumps. And they were pumps, Tim, or even kitten heels, not stilettos. Personally, I agree that Katie and Tom use Suri as their little dress-up doll and that they should be saying "no" to her. But I also think that Suri is picking out a lot of her crap - just as Shiloh Jolie-Pitt picks out her tomboy gear. And at the end of the day, who really wants to pick on a little kid for their fashion sense? Especially when we could pick on Suri for choosing all of those horrible outfits for her mom. In any case, Tim better watch his ass, because Xenu is about climb all up in that sh-t.
**The above photo is (left to right): E'Dena Hines, Myrna Colley-Lee, and Morgan.
After a very trying 26 years of marriage, Morgan Freeman has finalized his divorce from his second wife, Myrna Colley-Lee. According to previous reporting from The National Enquirer, Myrna and Morgan had been separated for the better part of three years, if not longer. The reasons for the divorce are officially unknown, meaning that no one is confirming anything at this point, but it's widely believed that Morgan cheated on Myrna with several women, including one young woman that I'll get to in one moment. First, the statement from Morgan's lawyer:
After a quarter century of marriage, Morgan Freeman has officially divorced wife Myrna Colley-Lee. The former couple finalized their divorce in Mississippi on Wednesday, Freeman’s attorney William R. Wright confirmed to the Associated Press.
“It was done without a trial,” Wright said. “Everybody is glad it’s over.” Terms of the split are sealed.
The Oscar-winning actor, 73, wed costume designer Colley-Lee in July 1984. They separated back in December 2007, and filed for divorce the following year.
The couple have no children together; Freeman has two sons from previous relationships, and two children (including an adopted daughter) from his first marriage to Jeanette Bradshaw.
Freeman settled a lawsuit back in November 2009 involving a 2008 car accident with a woman named Damaris Meyer; Meyer claimed she was unfairly branded as “the other woman” following the crash and “accused of having caused the breakup of Mr. Freeman’s marriage.”
The hush-hush nature of the divorce agreement is very interesting, isn't it? It could totally be that Morgan is a private guy. Sure. But it could also be so hush-hush because Myrna knows all about Morgan's alleged, decade-long sexual relationship with his step-granddaughter, E'Dina Hines. The National Enquirer ran a series of high-profile pieces about Morgan and E'Dina's relationship, making it seem like the whole affair began when E'Dena was still just a teenager, and that it's continued to this day, with Morgan promising to marry the now 27-year-old E'Dena, and to have children with her. The Enquirer also claimed last year that Myrna was using Morgan's relationship with E'Dena in the divorce negotiations - some thought that it was Myrna's camp who was leaking the details of the affair. Very interesting.
Morgan & E'Dena in 2008. Morgan with E'Dena and Myrna in 2005. Credit: WENN
I was going to include this new photo of Jeremy Renner from his GQ profile in Hot Guy Friday, but I decided to devote an entire post to it. I mean, Jesus. Hello, sailor. Renner is small, for sure, but he's giving me a fever. In my pants. Look at his arms!!! Mother of…Anyway, Renner just gave a couple of quotes, but it's all very sweet - he's promoting his supporting part in The Town, and most critics say he's the best part of a very strong film. My little Renner:
“The first one, and the craziest one,” Jeremy Renner is saying, “was Sean Penn. I was backstage at the Palm Springs Film Festival, and it was really dark back there, and he comes over and gets in my face. And he’s like, ‘Dude, you were tremendous in Hurt Locker. You’re going to the afterparty, right? ‘Cause me and you are gonna have a few drinks, and I’m gonna talk to you.’ ”
Most of the past year or so of Renner’s life has been about this weird. An invitation to tie one on with one of our finest acting drinkers? Nuts. This sort of thing isn’t supposed to happen. Not to guys like Renner, nearly 40, previously best known for nothing in particular, drawn to parts in movies about tough-sell subjects like Jeffrey Dahmer and the Iraq war. Guys like that aren’t supposed to end up as leading men in films that win Best Picture, let alone at the afterparty with Sean Penn calling them “dude.”
But dude—Renner was indeed tremendous in The Hurt Locker, playing Will James, a risk-junkie army explosives expert who “saw a little bit” in Afghanistan, who was broken in ways not immediately apparent. We were supposed to wonder, along with the rest of James’s bomb squad, if his scary calm indicated confidence or craziness; the part demanded an unknown quantity with the self-possession of a veteran. Somebody, in short, like Renner, who’d done fifteen years of quality work under the radar, quietly accumulating the kind of on- and offscreen experience that gives an actor a gravitational pull, becoming scuffed-up enough to be believable as a man who’d seen a little bit.
“He’s somebody who audiences aren’t so familiar with that they bring a set of expectations—like, ‘Okay, I know that at the end of so-and-so’s movies, A, B, and C happens,’” says Ben Affleck, who cast Renner in his latest Bahstin crime drama, The Town, out this month. “He’s still really enigmatic and mysterious.”
For now, anyway: As the loose-cannon bank robber who guilts Affleck into One Last Score, Renner steals The Town so decisively the performance qualifies as a heist in itself. And he’s set to play the super-archer Hawkeye in Marvel Films’ 2012 crossover-event movie The Avengers. It’s as close to a sure-thing blockbuster as movies get these days, and it will make him as famous as Robert Downey Jr. and/or the Hulk. Until then, though, he’s not giving up on the home-renovation business that paid his rent when acting didn’t.
“It feels good to have your money invested somewhere else,” Renner says, “and then say, ‘F-ck you, I don’t need your damn movie.’”
Is anyone starting to feel like Ben Affleck might not be the womanizing piece of crap I think he is? That maybe he's got a lovely homoerotic streak? Because it takes a particular kind of homoerotic genius to cast himself, Jeremy Renner and Jon Hamm in one film together. Love it!
It’s hard to know where to start with Paris Hilton. She admitted on Ellen Degeneres’ show in 2008 that she had 17 dogs, and explained that “they keep having babies and I feel bad to give them away.” When Ellen asked her why she didn’t have them fixed, she said “they all just got fixed,” but then admitted that two of them weren’t fixed when Ellen told her that she could tell she was lying. Paris recently bought all 20 rabbits from a pet store after she was appalled to learn that snake owners sometimes purchased them as food. She tweeted several photos of herself posing with her menagerie of bunnies, which she apparently set free in her backyard. She’s going to have a hell of a lot more than 20 rabbits if she doesn’t put them in individual hutches soon.
More pets for Paris.
The 29-year-old heiress has Twittered that she recently walked into a pet shot and was shocked to learn that several rabbits would become food for snakes.
“I had to save them,” she wrote. “I rescued 20 of them. They are now happy living in my backyard. They are all so happy, so nice to have changed their fate.”
Hilton’s playtime with her pets may soon be strained.
The heiress was recently charged with felony cocaine possession following her Aug. 28 arrest in Las Vegas. If convicted, she faces four years in prison.
Just looking through Paris’ twitpics - she has countless dogs, several cats including a new kitten she just adopted, ferrets, hamsters, guinea pigs, something called a “miniature possum” and some kind of bird. I’m sure there’s more. She basically has a small zoo in her house and I hope she has people taking care of those creatures when she’s away. Many of you are hoping that Paris might be going away for some time, but that might not be the case. E! Online reports that she’s been offered a potential plea deal through which she could avoid jail time for her cocaine bust. I figured that was going to happen.
These are all recent photos from Paris’ Twitpic. She’s an animal hoarder.
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