Saturday, September 18, 2010

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Daily Cat Video: Well, These Kids Sing Like Cats

Posted: 18 Sep 2010 11:01 AM PDT

This kind of choir training will come in very helpful if God turns out to be a giant Tabby. Actually, we want to go to that church.

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Daily Cat Video: Well, These Kids Sing Like Cats

This Week's Best of Crushable

Posted: 18 Sep 2010 10:55 AM PDT

Well, Fashion Week was fun you guys! We got to talk to Jay-Z, Kelly Rowland, Vampire Weekend, and Wendy Williams. But we ignored John Mayer, just like everyone else. Whoo! Read this week’s very special edition of Best of Crushable, and enjoy life.
Entertainment:
• Dude Diary: Alex Pettyfer, the new Number Four.

• We went to Charlotte Ronson and Whitney Port’s after-party!

• Celebrity Lookalikes: VMA’s and their inanimate object lookalikes!

• John Mayer on the Lower East Side: No one’s going to talk to him.

• Singer/songwriter David Roth performed for us.

• We accidentally talked to Jay-Z, made it into the Village Voice.

• Jersey Shore: The worst show for women…ever?

• We talked to Vampire Weekend about their dream duet.

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This Week's Best of Crushable

Celeb Roundup: Speaking Italian

Posted: 17 Sep 2010 02:35 PM PDT

It’s Friday, which means a reprieve from the crazy Tweets of the Internet’s celebs. Before we sign off, here’s today’s roundup from Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian), Taylor Momsen (@taylormomsen) Jenni Farley (@JenniWOWW) and Kristin Cavallari (@KristinCav).

Kim’s embarrassed by her mother:

Taylor has a future as a studio exec:

JOWOWW, this can’t be a medically advised thing to do:

Kristin understands the space-time continuum:

Happy weekend, everyone!

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Celeb Roundup: Speaking Italian

Crushable Commenter of the Week: Rob's 'Still Here'

Posted: 17 Sep 2010 12:54 PM PDT

There are two types of commenters in this world: Those who agree with you, and those who are idiots. Oh, also spammers. And people who write in Ukrainian and post on your site, but we mark them as spam anyway. Or, another way to look at it: Those who write short comments, and those write long, rambling, incoherent essays.

And then there are those few commenters that write something that’s longer than one sentence but less than five pages, uses correct punctuation, and actually gets his point across succinctly. So congrats to Rob for his thoughtful musings on Joaquin Phoenix in I’m Still Here. You’re our commenter of the Week!

From Rob:
Well said. Truth is I never saw or heard about any of this until I saw a re-run of the Letterman interview, poked around the Internet a bit to figure out whether it was a hoax, and came across this review. Twenty minutes I can't get back, granted, but thanks to you I was spared from wasting any more time on it. Shitstorm is right… personally, before tonight I thought the guy was talented enough to make me want to see a movie BECAUSE he was in it. Not anymore… harder to get excited about spending money to go see a guy that can't distinguish parody from simple self-obsession. I would take your point a step further though… the ONLY story here is whether this guy chooses to climb out of the hole he dug for himself, or whether he opts to keep digging.

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Crushable Commenter of the Week: Rob's 'Still Here'

With SNL Gone, Jenny Slate Has More Time For Awesome Videos

Posted: 17 Sep 2010 12:41 PM PDT

It was a super-bummer/lame mistake on Lorne Michaels part when NBC announced last week that Jenny Slate would not be rejoining the cast of Saturday Night Live for a second season. But do you know who else only got one season working for SNL? A little guy named Robert Downey Jr. So instead of crying into your “I love Jenny” shirts, take solace that this means more time for Ms. Slate to rejoin Bored to Death, do awesome videos like Marcel the Shell with Shoes On and this new edition of Bestie x Bestie with her bestie, Gabe Liedman.

!!!!!!! [BESTIE x BESTIE 1] !!!!!!! from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

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With SNL Gone, Jenny Slate Has More Time For Awesome Videos

Five Jobs We Think Joaquin Phoenix Should Take

Posted: 17 Sep 2010 12:46 PM PDT

Yesterday, the whole Joaquin Phoenix ex-actor/rapper/beard-having-person thing was finally revealed to be a hoax — something we called 5 minutes into the screening of his and Casey Affleck's infuriating "documentary." Casey explained that Joaquin's so-called freakout was nothing more than a bit of self-indulgent performance art. Thanks for wasting our time, Joaq! Now that J.P.'s traditional acting career has gone beer-belly up, we thought of five jobs he might want to consider taking:

• Birthday Party Clown: Joaquin Phoenix with a clown nose, Joaquin Phoenix with polka dots, or even just Joaquin Phoenix with a beard and a pair of stupid sunglasses. I would hire the shit out of this guy to come entertain my drunk pals in Williamsburg.

• Weight Watchers Spokesman: Mr. Phoenix packed on some weight for his little charade, and lost it just as quickly. If he's going to be fluctuating his poundage so frequently, he might as well make some money off it. He and Jared would look cute together.

• Life Coach: "Um, yeah. Just don’t do what I did and you'll be fine."

• Joaquin Phoenix Impersonator, Maybe: You know that old story about how Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest? I don't doubt that Joaquin is eminently recognizable now that he's back to his regular guy persona, but the Johnny Cash look is simply not what the folks on Hollywood Blvd. are going to want. If JP's willing to grow back the beard, this job could be his.

• Performance Artist: Despite what he may think, dude hasn't actually done this job yet – but hey, he’s got nothing to lose by giving it a try. We’ll call James Franco for some tips.

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Five Jobs We Think Joaquin Phoenix Should Take

Video: Andrew Garfield Sings 'Bed Intruder'

Posted: 17 Sep 2010 12:16 PM PDT

Hey Andrew Garfield, you are going to Spiderman! And you’re up to date on your cultural relevant memes! But we wouldn’t screw too hard with Antoine Dodson…he might come into your bedroom at night and rape you, and that’s what we were planning to do this weekend.

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Video: Andrew Garfield Sings 'Bed Intruder'

Sex On the Wire: Plugged In While Plugging Away

Posted: 17 Sep 2010 03:29 PM PDT

• A large portion of America thinks its fine to leave your computer/cell/whatever on during sex. We mean…yeah, what are you supposed to take the time to power down in the heat of passion? (Yahoo)

• A response to Christine O’Donnell’s masturbation PSA…10 years later. (YourTango)

• Reading books about vampires actually change the way your brain works. Well we already knew it makes you crazy. (BettyConfidential)

• Studies prove that women find older men even sexier now. Great. What about older women? (Lemondrop)

• Another “no ‘duh” moment: Being in a relationship means you hang out less with your friends. Sad, but totally true. (Nerve)

• Dude this GOP strategist lady will not stop hitting on poor Tony Blair. She even says he looks like he has a high “threshold for pain.” (At the 6 minute mark) (MSNBC)

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Sex On the Wire: Plugged In While Plugging Away

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