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- I Can Haz Jail?
- Lindsay Lohan Failed Her Drug Test
- Katy Perry’s Almost Butt Cheek and Other News
- JWoww’s Doing Playboy
- Sandra Bullock Saw Naked Dudes
- There’s The Britney I Know
- When Adam Lambert Attacks
- DEVIL – Now Playing
| Posted: 17 Sep 2010 03:59 PM PDT    Here’s Lindsay Lohan arriving at a recording studio in LA this afternoon at just about the same time news of her failed drug test set the Internet ablaze like so many firecrotches. Which means it’s probably safe to assume whatever deal was about to happen here went right down the shitter along with her just-confirmed Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Failed Her Drug Test Posted: 17 Sep 2010 02:32 PM PDT    Seen here in the latest campaign for Fornarina, Lindsay Lohan has already managed to fail her first drug test to the surprise of absolutely no one, save for the fact we all thought it’d happen within five minutes of leaving rehab. TMZ reports: We’re told the court-mandated drug test in question occurred last week. According Read More ... |
| Katy Perry’s Almost Butt Cheek and Other News Posted: 17 Sep 2010 01:58 PM PDT    - Jon Stewart will see your Glenn Beck crazy rally, and raise you a sane one. - Coco’s ass apparently runs in the family. - Sasha Grey’s pubic hair looks like a taped on Brillo pad. There, I said it. - Paris Hilton saves bunnies now. Why not? - Beckham porn Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Sep 2010 12:41 PM PDT    Like any good reality star worth only her weight in silicone, JWoww is wrapping up a deal to pose for Playboy by the end of the year, according to E!’s Marc Malkin: “Final offer is standing,” JWoww told me just the other day. “Hopefully, it will go through.” When is she looking to show off her nakedness? Read More ... |
| Sandra Bullock Saw Naked Dudes Posted: 17 Sep 2010 11:39 AM PDT    Here’s Sandra Bullock leaving The Abbey gay bar in LA last night where she apparently spent the evening watching naked men grind all over each other. And, honestly, who’s going to fault her for that after Jesse James‘ penis launched a blitzkrieg through White Power Tattoo Country days into their marriage? She earned it. In Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Sep 2010 09:59 AM PDT    Only a week away from retirement, Mall Cop Ted Johnson was about to learn this job doesn’t quit until it takes everything from you. Everything… Someone forgot to properly execute the Dress Length Measuring Checkpoint before sending Britney Spears out for another day of the Everyone’s Still Alive! Tour because here she is flashing her panties Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Sep 2010 08:51 AM PDT    When you think about celebrities roughing up the paparazzi you mostly think about your Sean Penns, Tobey Maguires, or more recently, Mel Gibsons. Well, add blowjob-simulating sparkle-boys to that list because yesterday Adam Lambert surprisingly opened a can in Miami (above) which has him facing battery charges as of this morning. I guess admitting you Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 Sep 2010 08:50 AM PDT  Into the Devil? Or does he make you do things you shouldn’t? Visit The Devil’s Meeting at http://www.thedevilsmeeting.com/ DEVIL – In Theaters Now - ADVERTISEMENT - Read More ... |
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