Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.16.11

Posted: 16 Jun 2011 02:19 PM PDT

   
Adrianne Curry’s single and likes Star Wars. Have you heard? Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, and possibly the last one I’ll ever see if Green Lantern is the mind/eyeball raper I’m hearing it is. Anyway, January Jones was apparently knocked up by an actual X-Men because I swear to God that baby doubles in Read More ...

Brett Favre Could’ve Used One Of These

Posted: 16 Jun 2011 01:33 PM PDT

   
Here’s Tom Brady filming what has to be the Avatar of man-on-dog porn. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that James Cameron actually is the director. “Alright, Tom, in this scene, you want the dog to know you have strong muscles, but also a massive erection whose vantage point the audience will experience Read More ...

Selena Gomez is Craving Junk Food Now

Posted: 16 Jun 2011 12:49 PM PDT

   
I’m 11. Because announcing she’s suffering from nausea and low iron before motherly touching your belly during a public performance wasn’t enough, Selena Gomez is copping to junk food cravings and that her mom is by her side 24/7 now. People reports: But referring to her “Supermom,” Gomez says she’s getting help doing what’s better for her Read More ...

David Tyree: Gay Marriage is The Beginning of ‘Anarchy’

Posted: 16 Jun 2011 12:00 PM PDT

   
Because Tracy Morgan actually realized homophobia is fucking retarded, or at least requires better comedic timing, former New York Giants receiver David Tyree has stepped up by joining forces with the National Organization of Marriage and reminded everyone that some black people are still really religious and surprisingly unable to remember when it was legal Read More ...

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Are Living Together

Posted: 16 Jun 2011 11:12 AM PDT

   
Where one home has been wrecked, let another take its place to be wrecked at a later date. Us Weekly reports: “He’s living at her place in L.A.!” an insider tells the new Us Weekly, out now. “And she’s introducing him as her boyfriend.” That’s a big deal for Aniston, 42, who hasn’t been open about Read More ...

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Should Wear Sunglasses More Often and Other News

Posted: 16 Jun 2011 09:45 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Rihanna is still the only famous person from Barbados. - Dave Chappelle might be coming back. But he still doesn’t want white people laughing when he says ‘nigger.’ - Megan Fox will receive an award at The Maui Film Festival officially making it even less valid than the film festival Read More ...

Teen Mom Amber Can’t Live Without This

Posted: 16 Jun 2011 09:06 AM PDT

   
Teen Mom star Amber Portwood reportedly attempted suicide Tuesday morning, and now details are coming in that she did it because she thought Gary Shirley was cheating. The same Gary Shirley pictured above with a butt tail and pulling McDonald’s out of his car, so basically everything a woman dreams for. Plus butt tail. RadarOnline Read More ...

Anthony Weiner is Pulling Out

Posted: 16 Jun 2011 08:10 AM PDT

   
Haha. “Sword-weiner.” Anthony Weiner is officially resigning today after accidentally tweeting his dick to his Twitter followers opening up a can of worms, or more specifically his worm, after he admitted to sexting several women and basically spending his free time masturbating over Skype for them while his wife is pregnant. Also, it didn’t help that Read More ...

Blake Lively Just Doomed ‘Green Lantern’

Posted: 16 Jun 2011 07:15 AM PDT

   
Blake Lively has incredible breasts. If Jesus had breasts, they’d look like Blake Lively’s. Which is why you’d assume she’d polish them up and work them for the premiere of her first summer blockbuster. Except that was before leaked photos of “not her” hit the Internet, so here’s Blake Lively dressed like a virginal bride Read More ...
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