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- Natalie Portman Birthed This Guy’s Son
- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.14.11
- Sean Bean is Kind of Badass
- Drunk Taylor Momsen: ‘Whoo! Look At My Underwear ‘Cause I’m So Misunderstood!’
- Teen Mom Amber Attempted Suicide
- Hugh Hefner’s Gonna Die Alone
- Blake Lively’s Legs and Other News
- Justin Timberlake: ‘I’m a Lazy Pothead’
- Jennifer Aniston is a Homewrecker Now, The Circle is Complete…
- Selena Gomez is Okay! And Constantly Touching Her Stomach. Oh, Good.
- The ‘Wall’ Tori Spelling ‘Knocked Down’
| Natalie Portman Birthed This Guy’s Son Posted: 14 Jun 2011 07:06 PM PDT    “Bonjour, bitches!” To the anguish of nerds the world over, Natalie Portman has given birth to Benjamin Millepied’s son, according to People. And exactly as you’d expect from a Jewish vegan actress and French ballet divo, they’ve chosen not to reveal the name of their progeny, so just assume it’s something really pretentious like Hiram Baryshnikov Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.14.11 Posted: 14 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT    “I’m here for the gang-bang.” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today we’re serving the prettiest Jiu Jitsu student in the class, panda rape, bat-children and more sweet ass than one Thetan can handle. Leighton Meester touches her boob to make up for that last one, - The Superficial Click Here To Start The Gallery Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Read More ... |
| Posted: 14 Jun 2011 01:30 PM PDT    Sean Bean was apparently stabbed during a bar fight Sunday night after a ruffian made some untoward comments about his companion, The Lady April Summers, prompting the Game of Thrones thespian to defend her honor, only to be met with cowardice and bad form. The Daily Mail reports: According to witnesses, a passer-by then made lewd Read More ... |
| Drunk Taylor Momsen: ‘Whoo! Look At My Underwear ‘Cause I’m So Misunderstood!’ Posted: 14 Jun 2011 12:50 PM PDT    Congratulations, you’re Paris Hilton now. Here’s a completely shit-hammered Taylor Momsen stumbling around London last night because nothing says dark and edgy like needing someone to rub your head before you vomit absinthe all over your Hot Topic boots. No, really, she’s entered an entirely original plane of existence never before seen by us square “conformists.” Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Amber Attempted Suicide Posted: 14 Jun 2011 12:00 PM PDT    “Ha! Isn’t my life wonderful? Fat man who knocked me up, put these Walmart bags in the Grand Am, won’t you?” Because shoving pregnant teenage mothers from dysfunctional backgrounds into the limelight is always a great idea with absolutely zero potential for horrific backfire, Teen Mom star Amber Portwood allegedly attempted suicide this morning, according to Read More ... |
| Posted: 14 Jun 2011 10:44 AM PDT    A few months ago, Crystal Harris was rumored to be banging Dr. Phil’s son behind Hugh Hefner’s back. Possibly even literally, the man’s insanely old. Fast forward to today where TMZ reports Hef has decided not to make Crystal a permanent employee at the Playboy Mansion. Or “his wife” as he’s been known to Read More ... |
| Blake Lively’s Legs and Other News Posted: 14 Jun 2011 09:50 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Russell Simmons admits black people secretly want to stab gay children’s heads. - Not including Mya who champions gay rights as a dime-store dominatrix. - Vanilla Ice dazzles with the undeniable drawing power of neon leather. - Lily Allen got married. Wearing earmuffs. - Holly Madison is doing it Read More ... |
| Justin Timberlake: ‘I’m a Lazy Pothead’ Posted: 14 Jun 2011 09:02 AM PDT    “The laziest pothead.” *twirls, grabs crotch, wonders aloud if dogs can secretly read* When Justin Timberlake isn’t effortlessly banging Mila Kunis, Olivia Wilde or pretty much whoever he wants whenever he wants, he apparently sits around realizing he never has to work again and gets high as shit which explains how his penis ended up in Read More ... |
| Jennifer Aniston is a Homewrecker Now, The Circle is Complete… Posted: 14 Jun 2011 07:52 AM PDT    Since what feels like the dawn of time, Jennifer Aniston has constantly portrayed herself as the poor innocent victim of an “uncool” Angelina Jolie. The wholesome girl next door left to die by a tattooed homewrecker in her quest to collect all the world’s children. So going through that experience, you’d just assume Jennifer Aniston Read More ... |
| Selena Gomez is Okay! And Constantly Touching Her Stomach. Oh, Good. Posted: 14 Jun 2011 05:45 AM PDT    “He just had to have those eyes and the power to levitate…” Following a weekend of several trips to the hospital after collapsing from nausea, an apparently recovered Selena Gomez performed at the Santa Monica Mall yesterday and chalked up her illness to “low iron” which should have just made any women whose had a uterus Read More ... |
| The ‘Wall’ Tori Spelling ‘Knocked Down’ Posted: 14 Jun 2011 05:00 AM PDT    When Tori Spelling decided to equate herself with Princess Di by blaming a “car chase” on the “paparazzi,” she might have exaggerated a couple of parts which sounds unusual for someone whose first reaction is to immediately tweet her thousands of “fans” after a “traumatic” event and, yes, I’m blowing our entire sarcastic quotes budget Read More ... |
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