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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.15.11
- Russell Crowe is Superman’s Dad. The Other One.
- Crystal Harris Posed For July Cover of Playboy as ‘Mrs. Hefner.’ Whoops.
- OMG! It’s Angelina Jolie Parenting!
- Vanessa Hudgens Ironing Clothes in Her Underwear
- Heidi Klum Wore This and Other News
- Joss Stone Almost Stabbed in Backseat of Fiat, ‘Prom Night All Over Again,’ Quips Sexy Blogger
- Courtney Love and Ke$ha Are Here to ‘Fight’ AIDS? That Can’t Be Right.
- Hugh Hefner’s Old Prostitutes Bring Him Comfort in His Time of Need
- Stephanie Pratt in a Bikini
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.15.11 Posted: 15 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT    “Hey, I’m not eatin’ here!” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed bringing you all kinds of unnecessary shit because we can. Today, we’ve got Lando Calrissian (probably) buying some smooth Colt 45s, Vanilla Ice getting cold-cocked by a chubby Latino kid – “Why you no make la musica no more, ese? I keel you!” – Read More ... |
| Russell Crowe is Superman’s Dad. The Other One. Posted: 15 Jun 2011 01:31 PM PDT    “Now, hear me out. If you apply Kryptonite to the tip, you should be able to make the cut.” Keeping with the Hollywood tradition of casting once-handsome actors turned comically obese as Superman’s space dad, Russell Crowe will reportedly play Jor-El in Zack Snyder’s reboot, according to Variety: Christopher Nolan had all along been seeking an A-list Read More ... |
| Crystal Harris Posed For July Cover of Playboy as ‘Mrs. Hefner.’ Whoops. Posted: 15 Jun 2011 01:02 PM PDT    With five days to go until their wedding, it makes perfect sense that Playboy already had a photo of Crystal Harris as “Mrs. Crystal Hefner” in the can which you’re now looking at thanks to all the leaking going around these days. Alas, as love is wont to do, a young woman’s fancy turned to Read More ... |
| OMG! It’s Angelina Jolie Parenting! Posted: 15 Jun 2011 12:11 PM PDT    “Hurry into the van, children, it’s that giant penis again. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!” Here’s Angelina Jolie herding her children into an indoor playpark in Malta which I had no idea was even a country, so let’s table that for a second. Anyway, yesterday we learned that Jennifer Aniston has come full circle and Read More ... |
| Vanessa Hudgens Ironing Clothes in Her Underwear Posted: 15 Jun 2011 10:10 AM PDT    Sometimes literal headlines are the best headlines. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens posing for the latest Candie’s ad campaign which is supposed to be a clothing line for teen girls, yet the marketing is aimed entirely at my penis. Seriously, they’ve nailed all four dude quadrants because we make all the money and want our daughters to iron Read More ... |
| Heidi Klum Wore This and Other News Posted: 15 Jun 2011 09:34 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Jennifer Aniston makes camel-toes look business casual. - Kim Cattrall forgets that Helen Mirren didn’t launch her career by playing a slutty gym teacher who got turned on by the smell of dirty socks. - Mark-Paul Gosselaar flashed everyone on the set of Franklin & Bash. - Kim Kardashian and Read More ... |
| Joss Stone Almost Stabbed in Backseat of Fiat, ‘Prom Night All Over Again,’ Quips Sexy Blogger Posted: 15 Jun 2011 08:43 AM PDT    For those of you just joining the Internet, Joss Stone was targeted in an insane kidnap/murder plot because apparently British celebrity news is out to make America’s look like bloody wankers this week. The Sun reports: Cops found swords, rope and a body bag when they swooped on the pair at around 10am yesterday near the Read More ... |
| Courtney Love and Ke$ha Are Here to ‘Fight’ AIDS? That Can’t Be Right. Posted: 15 Jun 2011 08:42 AM PDT    Apparently inviting Courtney Love to AIDS benefits really does raise awareness, by example, so this time amfAR also invited Ke$ha because it’s important to understand how the virus spreads before you can defeat it. On that note, I like how Ke$ha’s outfit is swimwear-inspired because that’s always an awesome look for her. Although in the Read More ... |
| Hugh Hefner’s Old Prostitutes Bring Him Comfort in His Time of Need Posted: 15 Jun 2011 07:48 AM PDT    “What do those words say down there? I’m cold and hungry.” After Crystal Harris dumped Hugh Hefner’s five days before their wedding because he wouldn’t give her a bigger allowance (No, really.), his “Girls Next Door” rushed to his side per the severance agreement they all signed before leaving his employ. Via E! News: Bridget Marquardt: “Just stopped Read More ... |
| Posted: 15 Jun 2011 06:00 AM PDT    Two years ago when people somehow slightly knew who she was, Stephanie Pratt used to look like this and this in a bikini which makes me wonder why there’s never a middle ground between bulimia and whatever the hell’s happening in these photos. No, really, Demi Lovato’s going through the same thing. You’d just assume Read More ... |
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